We August babies are supposed to be disadvantaged
On account of being up to a year younger than the rest of the class.
Nowadays middle class people fuck for a September baby.
So, the reason I am shit is because I was born at the end of August. If my mother had held on a fortnight I'd have been the oldest kid in the year below and I would have been far more successful in life. Probably.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Shame your mum was a horny bitch eh? ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Bitch ruined my life

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

We've all had her
... except The Luggage, always the wanker never the bride
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Dad?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Nicole..?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)