An old housemate didn't speak to me for two days because I strangled her in her dream.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

in her dream


textbook, I think you'll find.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That book should never have been published.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I think you cropped up in my dream last night
Or rather, your (B3ta) name did, rather than you per se. Must be because we've been cordial of late. If it happens again I shall have to go back to calling you names, for the sake of my sleep.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

if you are dreaming about b3ta
it might be time to switch off the computer.

that being said, if i can't sleep, which is pretty frequent, i will think of things to count so that i can bore myself to sleep. the other night i tried counting b3ta usernames. i got to about 50 before i passed out. worked like a treat.

and 49 of them were bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The problem with that is that sooner or later I'll get to your name
and I can't sleep with an erection
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

the problem with THAT
is that i should be the very first name you think of.

humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Don't want to peak too early, do I?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)