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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."Dorothy Parker. I wheel this out on occasion regarding Twilight.
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and until what time this afternoon are you pretending to work?by which, of course, i mean 'watch iplayer'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:09,
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About another five minutes actuallyand that's only because I was daft enough to agree to walk my friend Jemma home
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one of my favourite bits of poetry is I believe by her:You fit into me like a hook into an eye
A fish hook, an open eye.
Romantic, innit?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:14,
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She always seemed a touch militant to me.But very witty.
I always like the Churchill/Lady Asquith banter.
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee"
"Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:17,
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Was it George Bernard Shaw?"You and I should make love, for with my looks and your brains it would be a perfect baaby"
"Yeah, but if it had my looks and you're brains it'd be crap innit?"
"well you just talked your self out of a definite shag there sunshine, so maybe you're not that bright"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:20,
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Very true, But I thought it was based on some real banter./thick
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:24,
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It was.Up to the shag part, anyway.
Also:
"I passed your house yesterday, George."
"Thank you."
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Nov 2011, 17:25,
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