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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I work in finance. For a modest fee I can scrawl a jizzing cock across each page.

(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
^ Best offer you're going to get all day there, Batto

(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Certainly is.
Think I can just about manage to scribe a CDC myself though.

*reaches for magenta pen*
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Yes but mine might appear more official.
At the end of the form I can scrawl my name and "I workz in finanse so diz iz da bomb ya HOMO."
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:15, Reply)
Good morrow, young master Morrison.

(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Alreet Monty, what's shakin?

(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)
My pendulous testes.
They're shaking like Michael J Fox when he's at the vinegars.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)
steady, boys. This one's on a hair trigger.
one wrong movement and we'll all look like an explosion at a glue factory.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:37, Reply)
We need a spoodge disposal expert.
Send in the Swipe!
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Careful
she can dispose of it, for sure, but she's also likely to result in the generation of more. Swings and roundabouts, innit?
(, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:41, Reply)

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