I just about qualify to play for the Scottish football team
but I'd never say I was Scottish. Especially not whilst in Scotland. Or to a Scot.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

But would you want to?
2 minutes into this world cup qualifying campaign and already Scotland are eliminated, what do you make of that Archie?
Well, it's certainly a big improvement on last time.....
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't be any worse than any of the other players.
And I don't have any legs.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Probably an improvement in all honesty.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Yeah, how much is that then?
I reckon I'm 1/8th, but I also have the surname, and a scotch spelt first name so that should be worth something.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Grandparents.
From Goven. So I'm dead classy, too.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

GOVAN!
fucking english
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

With a hint of Dutch.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Don't give me that
As if the majority of the inhabitants are capable of spelling their own name, let alone the town they live in.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Sure they can, I see them scrawling it on walls everywhere.
BAZ LUVS ZENGA and RFC NO1 FTP.

Govan is charming.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I imagine that's why the grandparents left.
I've heard tales.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

They'll probably all be true.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

If that's a qualification
I'm Scotch too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)