Biscuits.
If you could combine parts of several different biscuits to make one super biscuit which parts of which biscuits would you combine and what would you call the super biscuit and how would you market it and if you were on Dragon's Den, how would you ensure you made it to the edit and when you eat biscuits do you have to stop now and again to breath because you can't breath through your nose anymore?
You can use bits of cake or choolate bars too if you like; I'm not going to be too strict on this.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:04, 17 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I "don't" get it.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

ears of a hwak!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

"I" actually get this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Monty Boyce, you seem like "you" are alright.
I quite "like" you.
But I'm afraid I can't let you into my life. Things are "too" complicated right now.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I understand.


This makes me very "sad".
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:15, Reply)

"Ha ha"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Oh for christ sake, WHO FORGOT TO GIVE BALDMONKEY HIS ATTENTION THIS MORNING? God, you all know how he gets.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:19, Reply)

uglier and weirder?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)

THAT WOULD BE THE NAMES OF OUR CHILDREN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:23, Reply)

hello bert
you seem to be frothing a bit this morning, is it nearly bertdown o'clock? do tell me, i'll set my alarm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

i left caps lock on after a post on talk/, sorry

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)

that's ok bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:30, Reply)

so as you're my girlfriend now and that could you lend us a fiver?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)

sure
i left it at the bottom of the thames for you. make sure you wear your concrete shoes to pick it up, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

but how whill i breath?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You post this a lot.
I "don't get" it.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)

well, no
if you were getting it, you wouldn't be pissing around on here at weird times of the night.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:28, Reply)