I bought some sweets, you can have some of my sweets if you would like.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I would like some Willy Wonka sweets please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Don't get into his car, Gonz!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Nah', Al's my wingman, he said that I can sniff his fingers next time he fingers Rachael.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm gonna be all like
"Hey Gonz, smell that, that's the scent that lets you know your a man, oh hang on, not my fourth finger, I just had some fried chicken using that and my thumb, and my pinky smells a bit like shit as I was doing the fingering thing where you have your index finger in their fanny and your pinky up their bum 'cause she loves that"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

She wanted me to use her like a bowling ball, but I told her to use me like a golfclub (double handed, pinky and thumb interlocked).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)