If you were in Hitler's place just before the second world war,
Who would you choose as your scapegoats for all society's woes?
Hitler famously picked Jews, homosexuals and gypsies, so I guess you can pick up to three groups too.

I'd pick bullies, /talk trolls and wizards.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:14, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd combine a pink wafer with a party ring.
And maybe salted pretzels.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Disableds.
Three of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I don't like the way every other house has a reserved crip space outside it these days.
Didn't used to happen in the old days when cripples had to drive those blue three-wheelers.

Knock knock
Who is there?
I don't.
I don't who?
I don't "get it".
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

My dog's got no nose!
'How does it smell?'

I don't "get" it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Biscuit manufacturers, particulary those who allowed the purity to be affected by encouriging "cross breeding" different biscuit types.

(Cave Duck, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I'd cross a marble cake with a jaffa cake.

(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

now that would be fucking lovely

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Bah you terrible liberal. You'll be saying that broken biscuits have a place in society, next.

(Cave Duck, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Broken Britain Broken Biscuits

(TheColonel, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I'd cross a digestive with a milk chocolate digestive.
But I don't really like chocolate, so I'd scrape that bit off.
(TheColonel, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not sure how well /talk trolls would have served to whip 1930s Germans into a frenzy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

THE ELEPHANT AND THE MONKEY AND THE TIGER, EXCEPT THE TIGER IS CRYING, BUT IT'S TEARS ARE A RAINBOW, AND IT'S NOT A TIGER BUT A METAFORE FOR BRIAN BLESSED !!!
Do you remember Brian Blessed? Do you? do you? DIIIIIIVE, tee hee, "WE ARE THE NIGHTS WHO SAY NI" hahahaaha, lololololol, fuck off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Packed anything away yet?
/nags
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I don't want to be in Hitler's place.
He smells funny.
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)