Probably not the earliest EARLIEST
but it's a gem.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:50, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*carves ears out with a spoon*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

ACE!
*wiggles* edit: oh god, why do I always fancy the goofy-looking ones in these bands?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Even worse, the actual one might genuinely by Wannabe by the Spice Girls.
SHOWIN' MY AGE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

seriously?!
I was at uni when that was number one!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I was wrong about the Spice Girls.
At the time I thought Scary was the fittest and would be the best shag.

In hindsight, it is clear that the filthiest, most-likely-to-insist-on-a-facial one was actually Geri.

Like I said, I was wrong about them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I mostly remember trying to convince people
I had been in the spice girls and got kicked out. Oh, and everyone in our student house giving ourselves spicegirl names. I was lobster spice. I don't remember why. Those days were lolwaki
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Due to my heritage, I would be Mixed Spice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Sporty, always, still would.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1416451
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 2 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

After Christmas 98 I recognise most of the songs.
(I was 8 in December 98)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

LTI.
I did my GCSEs in 1990.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Fucking hell. I started university in 1998.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I started in '94
surely someone that age shouldn't be able to talk yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

You can fuck off as well.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I'm too good looking to fuck off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

My daughter was one in 1998.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 2 Nov 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Your youth depresses me.
I remember them being interviewed on Richard and Judy due to that song.

I was at university.
( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

A gem as in, should be covered with rocks for a million years?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

And subjected to intense heat and pressure.

( Kroney, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I could just sit on them.
The effect will be much the same.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)