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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Women are getting pregnant all over the place and yet she couldn't manage it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
To be honest, I'm not sure I'd have much more success than her if I tried, what with my endometriosis and that.
Which is quite a good thing really. Pregnancy would be a horrible STD to catch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Because she was turning a condom inside out and and shoving it up her cunt.
That's not how you do it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Psychochomp MD

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)
i've dated guys who take this exact approach to sex
with all that stubby-fingered delicacy and finesse.

then they wonder why they can't even get it in.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)
I haven't

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)
well, no
i have never dated you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)
I haven't dated guys like that.
It was a joke, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)
no, i don't
jokes are funny.

and nothing about hamfisted fingering that makes your cunt turn into a clam is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
You have a terrible sense of humour.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)
you wouldn't say that if you had been on the dates in question

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Actually, if I had seen you on these dates, I'm pretty sure I'd have spent a lot of my time laughing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)
which is what i was not doing
one of the least amusing guys i've ever met told me he wanted to be a standup comedian.

piston would have been far superior!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

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