actually, this is a point
if you put your penis anywhere fucking near Liz Jones you deserve absolutely everything you get.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i read her book "how one single girl got married". unbelievable. horrifying.
although i'd never heard of her then, as i don't read the fail.

mind you, the most frightening thing was that i quite liked some of her housekeeping ideas, like the scent she uses for her pillowcases.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I can only imagine, for her, it would be essence of rohypnol?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I bet it's made with the tears of a desperate woman.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I suspect that it is.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

she has this compulsion to tell personal details
it's a year or so since i read it, but i remember something about her describing the whiff of his farts in some detail.

why woman, why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)