if she did that it wouldn't work.
proteolitic enzymes in saliva, innit? I assume she just waited for it to leak out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh maybe
or scraped it off the bed or something. i remember being told that they were slow, after a night in the cold, but still moving, so she knew there was a good chance he was super fertile.

which he was.

much good it did him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

To be honest I would give pretty much any woman that asked
a sperm sample as long as they extracted it.

I wouldn't even ask what they wanted it for.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Here ya go.
media3.picsearch.com/is?UkX0l1pzNSmx8TVyTI3K8DhBLcbPCdSlFim2i7w_liI
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)