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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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COP: Ho ho ho. Hahahahaha. Well, Mr. Sambo Darkie Coon, I've got your number. You're nicked. [We see the man's face. He's clearly white.]
MAN: Is there anything the matter, officer?
COP: Ho ho ho, oh dear me. Don't we talk lovely, Mr. Rastus Chocolate Drop. Now listen here, son. I've done a weekend's training with the S.A.S. I could pull both your arms off and leave no trace of violence. Lord Scarman need never know.
MAN: What seems to be the trouble, officer?
COP: That's white man's electricity you're burnin', ringin' that bell. That's theft. I've got your number, so hold out your hands.
MAN: Officer, I represent Kellogg's Corn Flakes car competition. I-- [The COP removes his sunglasses and sees the man for the first time.]
COP: Oh. Sorry, John. I thought you was a nigger. Now, Sir, carry on.
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