Ten pints.
I am on pint number 9 so it won't be long.

* Severely drunk irresponsible person with a wife complaining that I am (correctly) selfish. For The Drunken Fucking Win Of All Time. *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:46, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Woo hoo!
Go Battered. This is some top preparation for your meeting tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Fuck the headhunter. Or Headcunter as I preger to call them ja ha cunting ha.
In fact; fuck all headhunters, you are employment estate agents.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

spoken like a poet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Thanks,

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

This can only end well

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

It will be AMAZING.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Which OT posters do you most hate and reasons, links etc etc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

You don't ctch me out that easily. Not flouncing. Just buggering off for the evening.
I love YOU Rory best off all. Kis Kiss. xxxxxxx
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Wooooooooooooooo!
Self destruction ftw!
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake, seriously?
You got a wife and a young baby, stop doing the "I always fuck everything up anyway so I'm going to keep on drinking and fuck it up spectacuarly" thing. If you're insisting on banging your head against the wall, you should stop when it starts hurting, rather than continuing on thinking "This will will knock down soon" or "This will be fun soon".

Stop drinking alchole, drink a load of water and coffee, give it an hour, appologise (DO NOT GROVEL, JUST APPOLOGISE), say you'll speak in the morning (no, say you'll speek when you've sobered up, which won't be the morning now).... then say to your wife that you've been a fucking prat, but it's out your system now, and won't happen again.

Man up for fuck's sake, it's one thing to sabatage actual happiness when there is a gain, it's quite another to do it for a drink.

Prove your insecurities wrong, call this a blip, get it out your system, and start again tomo.

That is, unless your wife is fit, in which case, thank you for making her vulnrable for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Night night G man. It will all be better in de morning. xxxxx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Good lad, pint of water every 20 minutes for the next hour, telly on resonable volume, you know I'm only sayin' this 'cus I like you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I think this is the most sense you've ever made Gonz
good for you.

Battered, sort yourself out, there's a good chap. You're better than this.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Evening berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

'ning Jeff.

(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:20, Reply)

It's lively on here this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Apparently so.

(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

What are you doing this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Watching a Disney film
I was going to make cake but I can't be bothered.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

*rocks out*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

+ with cock out

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

totally found a decent pic of me on the zombie walk

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Post it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/photowannabe/6299299909/in/photostream/

gonna regret that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

No. I meant a photo after you'd put your makeup on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

baddum tish!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I'd have let you down if I hadn't said that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

deffo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Totally puts me in a new very sexy light?.... DAMN IT, I SPOIL IT ALL THE TIME.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

It's sensible advice Gonz.
What dinner delights did you rustle up this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Bento box that should have been lunch, well nice.
What about you dude?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I had a big lunch.
So I'm just about to make a omlette. That'll do me this evening.

Are you doing another picture?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Niice, I used to make them all the time when I moved out of the family home. I reckon everyone goes through a stage of making them at some point.
Yeah', can do, I just gotta think up something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)