I do like custard.

(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It is great for scientific experiements.
Well, one experiment, anyway. And I'm not sure it's scientific either.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

If you mean its non-newtonian dilatant fluid behaviour
nope, that's definitely scientific.

If you mean putting it in clown's pants, I'm less sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)

*puts on custard wrestling y-fronts* BRING IT!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

chops bananas

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

*mimes call me*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)

if you fought violently enough you would remain on top of the delicious quivering dessert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

And if you didn't, you'd drown in custard
what a way to go though, eh? I'd die happy. As long as it wasn't that Birds shite, anyway.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

You'd eat your way out of it.
It's be like that episode of Dangermouse when the have to suck all the custard up with straws. Only it won't be a bloated Penfold sitting outside a potting shed, it'd be you.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)