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Today I bought a mug as big as my head so I can have MOAR CAFFIENE in my first coffee of the day.
I'm so excited. I want it to be morning now.

If you could have a fight with another B3tan, who would it be and how would you fight?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:34, 211 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Quentin
Steel Cage match
Spandex pants
Plenty of baby oil
Commentary by Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse "The Body" Ventura
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
*gets strangely aroused*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots round here Mean Gene!"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I think I may have mentioned before my lack of willingness or ability to fight
So it would have to be one of the girls, whichever one is smaller than me. And it would have to be Women In Love style.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Nothing creepy or sweaty-handed about this post ^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Haha!
Knowing most of the female off topicers I would say your arse would be kicked regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
True
but it would be worth it, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Deffo if it were Amberl.
Proper ninja, I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Hmm... I've not met the girl
but the two things I've heard about her are:
1) she is nails
2) she has big tits

It's a tough call...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
She also is not fat in any way
I wish to put this on record
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I'd already worked that out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I think she must have an "end of the pier" mirror at home

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)
You'll be sending a naked Oliver Reed to fight in your place?
Or do you have a wrestling-based superpower which gets stronger in close proximity to open fires?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Your deliberate misunderstanding does not amuse me, Trotter
You know full well that I meant naked and in front of an open fire.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Just as well
I think Ollie's best pugilism days are behind him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I'm not a fighter
but I would cheerfully drop a grand piano on baldmonkey's head. It would be worth it for the comedy clanging of all the keys and strings, followed by his fat little speccy face poking through the keyboard and going all boggly eyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Like a hideous cross between Adrian Edmondson and a PG Tips chimp.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
BGB or b3th
Punch in the tits to watch them wobble
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Better still punch one of them in the side of the tit while they're stood next to each other
World's sexiest Newton's Cradle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Strangely hypnotic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Oh dear.
This really should not have made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I bet you 50p I can weigh their tits too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Wayay!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
AYTHANGYEW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
creepy perv

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
If you had seen pics of the aforementioned breasts, you'd think the same way

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
don't think i would thanks
i've seen boobs before, i can handle em
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Sya 'breastage'
They love that. It makes them send titgazzes.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
He's missing out here
Boobs for newbs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
it's ok, i'm good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Who told you that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
my mum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Only for that, you hear
You can then kick the shite out of me afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Don't worry. I plan to.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I would expect nothing less

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)
YOUR DEAD AFTER SCHOOL COW!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I'm well ard innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
*heads to the cema for a fight*
That's what happened in our school anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
So anyway, I'm off home now
Tell all the b3ta girls to gaz me if they're up for the whole wrestling thing...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Don't wait up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Go on, "Kendo" him!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
m n
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
?
/islost
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
What does a Scottish Netball Association have to do with this?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Very odd, when I typed that into google first time round, he came out as the top option
Either way, "You can't see me" is John Cena's catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I see
I take it he is the wrestler chap?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I am about to commence an epic two-month fight with Gonz.
No, he won't enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Why two month long?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
That's how long he's got (more-or-less) before he has to move house.
My sig should give a clue...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
*gets popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Please just don't make a mess. It's bad enough.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Sounds like you need to get a cleaner.
"He was a man. A man... With a Feather Duster!"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
He's got ten tons of stuff to pack.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Sounds like a skip would be the ideal solution...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
* grabs a beer *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I want to have, some nachos man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
You lot aren't helping.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I thought that was our job!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Move out the fucking way!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Eh, down in front!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Giz some popcorn then

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
INTERNET POPCORN IS OFFERED

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
You nearly said proffered I bet!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Nope.
I don't even *like* Popcorn. What's that all about, eh? I SAY, WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
haha!
Devil in Butchers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Fred Elliot innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Ah, innit.
*facepalms self*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Afternoon Tightly.
How goes it, dear chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Goin' alright, thanks, and you?
I am looking forward to a right-rollocking night of advanced drinking and packing.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Still looking for gainful employment
and looking forward to being in the big smoke a week tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Ah, employment can wait.
London, however, will not. No way, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Indeed.
It will be a weekend of awesome and a liberal sprinkling of woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I prefer Snackajacks.
Like popcorn without the evil hard bits and flaky bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I just brought some snackajacks from the car.
Trufax. I'm just waiting for a suitable QOTW in which to shoehorn this tale of comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Caramel ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Spookily, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Fuckin ell I've got goosepimples!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
It's uncanny, innit?
There are some houses opposite that look exactly like mine. Sometimes I have to pinch myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I'VE GONE ALL COLD

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
It's like Tales of the Unexpected round here.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I have just eaten some smoked cheese and jalapeno stuffed olives
I'd give them both an 8/10
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Needs less olives.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Olives and jalapenos on the same plate?
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Two foodstuffs I find absolutely vile

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
More for me then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Verily

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
*does a thing*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
*panders*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Durh-ee-cant

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Lost again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Are you going to punch his wall?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
she already stole his dildoes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
What does his Dutch currency have to do with this?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I'd mud wrestle Amberl
if we charged the spectators we might both solve our money worries for a bit.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Jesus are you on heat??

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
There would be no sweaty palms in that room AT ALL.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Or sweaty necks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Not sure that's a fair fight.
I think I should mud wrestle Amberl. You can mud wrestle Lampito.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Sounds fair
I'm sure she'd be game.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
BGB has a point
I would crush you if I fell over accidentally
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Give over woman
you're barely taller or heavier than I am.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Two words:
Tag Team.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I'd rather not fight, if that's ok with you?
My Aunt has just linked a b3ta picture on facebook, dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Haha!
And so the breakdown of society has started

In other news, Walking Dead ep 3 on tonight! WOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Do tell...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)
One of Fresh Water Mole's
This one
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Haha excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I was lolling heartily at your collection of funny pics earlier on

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Good good
Did you like the Stephen Hawking and Barack Obama one?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
That was what got me started

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I did chuckle most heartily when I first saw that picture

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I wouldn't fight baldmonkey
he can punch through walls
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Japanese paper walls perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
You forget, he has the power of being a mental crossed with a slightly downsy look.
They don't know their own strength, those downsys.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Bless his little fat tongue

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
show us a picture of the big mong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I'd rather not, I've just had a sandwich.
If you go on the Flikr pool I'm sure there's bound to at least one taken with a shatterproof lens.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Is there a way of sorting them per bash or something?
I dunno who most of the /boarders are
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Don't think so.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
What's the URL?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Just go to the calendar and click on the Flikr link.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Or search google for 'baldmonkey b3ta flickr'

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Best book some therapy sessions in advance though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/brooza/1184704630/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
he sort of reminds me of a fat psychochomp

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Thanks dude.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
pleasure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
No full on plasterboard
all you need to do is feed him sweet and sour chicken and then shove a rampant rabbit up his arse to get him motivated
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Dont we all?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I think we need a offtopic mod,
I don't think I can be bothered though; nominations?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
You volunteered yourself earlier
I vote Blouse. She seems to be on here most days and that would be a good thing as a mod, I'm guessing. Also, nobody would argue
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I do have a life you know.
Every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I just think you'd be a good mod, is all
Chompy too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
She's doesn't like new people or talkers
I think she wouldn't treat them the same.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I like newbies.
We need more newbies. Fresh blood innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
She holds grudges.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I do hold grudges.
It's my achilles heel.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Who against?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Men who do me wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Oh gawd I've set her off.
LEAVE IT. IT INT WURF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Hahaha!
I'm off home now petal. No need to batten down the hatches.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Adios!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
But not more than lonely High Court judges

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
This week I have learned to love /talk
well some of it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Moi aussi

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Le sange est sur la branche!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Not a lot of jungle in France
Monkeys, thin on the ground
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Shirley you mean 'minkeys'?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I would be very fair and objective
but I haven't got the time and I like trolls too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I know none of you. I also crave power.
MMPS FOR OT MOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
It's got to be someone who's a) here 90% of the time, b) liked by everyone and c) fair, objective and impartial
Personality Horse it is then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Minus b), and you just described me.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Everyone likes you, don't they?
Anyone who doesn't is a damn fool. You couldn't be arsed with being a mod though, same as me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Shame he got banned, really.
This is sarcasm btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I'd do it if anyone wanted me to.
But it's not a responsibility I hunger for, done it before and it's a fucking ball ache.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Any of the chicks. Right here, right now.
Smalls optional, in a pool of custard.
BRING IT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This sounds like a fiendishly subtle recipe for sexy shenanigans.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
:P
I mean, no! I'm being serious. Who wants a good squelchy squashing ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

sexy shenanigans trifle
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply) 

   ______) _____    _____ ________)    _       _____)  /  /  
   (, /    (, /   ) (, /  (, /      ___/__)   /        /  /   
     /       /__ /    /     /___,  (, /       )__     /  /    
  ) /     ) /   \____/__ ) /         /      /        o  o     
 (_/     (_/    (__ /   (_/         (_____ (_____)

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
TRI-FAIL!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Subtle has no place here.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Ooh, subtle.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I miss you, you mong.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
And I miss you too, random internet person!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Of course, what I meant was:
O, CLENDERS! When shall we meet again? 'Neath thunder, lightning, or in rain?

*falls to knees*

WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
There's always next weekend, dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Don't you come around here being all 'rational'.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
berk's up for it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I do like custard.

(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:43, Reply)
It is great for scientific experiements.
Well, one experiment, anyway. And I'm not sure it's scientific either.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
If you mean its non-newtonian dilatant fluid behaviour
nope, that's definitely scientific.

If you mean putting it in clown's pants, I'm less sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
*puts on custard wrestling y-fronts* BRING IT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
chops bananas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
*mimes call me*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
if you fought violently enough you would remain on top of the delicious quivering dessert

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
And if you didn't, you'd drown in custard
what a way to go though, eh? I'd die happy. As long as it wasn't that Birds shite, anyway.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
You'd eat your way out of it.
It's be like that episode of Dangermouse when the have to suck all the custard up with straws. Only it won't be a bloated Penfold sitting outside a potting shed, it'd be you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)
So it would appear, from the last couple of days posts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
What's happened to the girl?
Is she working in some sort of hormone lab now?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Typhoid
so, no.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Cold showers are needed.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:50, Reply)
All I've really seen has been a photo that everybody got sweaty over
and a post up there^ that's certainly no worse than anything else that gets posted on here daily. People are constantly talking about jiggling other peoples' tits and swipe regularly seems to be inviting cybering.

I think everybody needs to calm down a little. The change in temperature appears to have affected peoples' trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I don't really care I just like the word hormones, and wanted to put it in a reply
hormones.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Borborygmous.
This has no relevance either, I just like the word.
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
vol-au-vent

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)
How do you make a hormone?
Run off without paying.

Or, push harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Watch those trousers of yours, son.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
These trousers are the thought that when you sit down they fold in a way that makes it look like a boner.
Annoying.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Oh great.
Thanks for the mental image. No. Really. Thanks.

Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Its ok my penis is flacid beneath the folds.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
You know, I really can't see any evidence for this
show your working, eh?
(berk, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I'm a theoretical scientist
I don't "do" working

there isn't any, Kroney's spot on, I'm just trying to enhance any meme that isn't Swipe calling me bent, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Is that Sub Zero out of the Running Man a b3tan?
If so I will totally fight him. So I can say "This is Sub Zero... Now... PLAIN ZERO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
After I have defeated him, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Your fighting was .... ...
*sunglasses*
sub-par
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
WAAAAAAAH!!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
His shit puns make that show what it is.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
*gets fooled again*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:21, Reply)

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