Oh man, I just called someone a prick on the way home from the shops.
It was in one of those little mobile phone shops that corner shops seem to have these days, you know, the shitty ones with phones from the 90s (or if they're from this decade, they've blatently been knicked). He was on the phone chatting to his mate or family or whatever, he asked me what I wanted so I said I wanted a screen protector for my phone, and he's still on the phone, then gets out a load of protectors and starts flicking through them one at a time, it took him about 5 seconds per sheet. He didn't even pause once when speaking, after about 4-5 minutes, I'm all like "Sorry, are you going to serve me or talk to your mate?" and he's like "I'm getting it ! god !' and gets back to his phone call, idiolly going.

He then gets out one for another phone, and I had the following conversation (between each one he was talking on the phone)

"That one is too small",
"No, it's the same phone with a different name",
"No it's not, they're completely different",
"I think I should know, I work in a phone shop, it's the same thing.... do you want it or not?",
"It's too small",
"Do you want it or not?",
"excuse me?"
"I said, do you want it or not?".
"Nice customer service you've got there....Prick".
*gets my bags and walks off*

I got have a mind to to put in an anon call to the police to say he bought a stolen phone off a mate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

what a prick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Innit.
But on the plus side, Gonz posting that reminds me that the new series of Phone Shop starts this week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)