only cigars
men smoking cigars makes me want to dry hump.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think your bizarre daddy issues have been discussed at length before
So there is no need to go over them again here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

oh hush it you
lots of girls find the smell of cigars masculine and sexy!

AND some guys find girls smoking cigars to be sexy for some random reason.

prob because the cigar looks like a cock. men are subtle like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'm not in a position to comment on what girls find sexy
My knowledge is more in the field of things that they find wholly unattractive.
But before I hush, I'm interested to note that you think that a phallus in the mouth is a sexy look for a man...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

i only like the way it smells!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

you only like the smell of a cock in a man's mouth?
curious. *pages Freud*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

you know what?
i prefer it to the smell of cigarettes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I have one cigar to smoke. My best man gave it to me to smoke when the baby was born. I will have this tomorrow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Sign off smoking with it
Have a largey braaandaay too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I like this. But red wine I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)