it's nasty shit
my grandma's blackened toe stump is definitely why i didn't ever smoke when all my mates were getting into it. and when the doctor told her she had to give up smoking, she said defiantly: and what if i don't?

that's fine, he said. but i'll see you this time next year to take off the rest of your leg.

she gave up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Keep 'em coming. It's all helping.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:38, Reply)

My favourite fag packet warning is that bloke with the massive throat tumour.
Only, you don't notice the tumour straight away because of the utterly ridiculous and unkempt facial hair.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I always think that is Billy Childish
But I'm not aware of him having had a throat tumour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)