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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's terrible when you haven't got any and you have to "bum" a "fag" off "someone"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I hate it when some random stranger comes up to you and asks if they can borrow a fag.
What, if I give you my address are you going to post one back to me or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)
true.
I just punch them and take one.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
you'd think that some of these would be too obvious
but no.

you're still bent!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I'm pretty sure being bent isn't something one can recover from, my sweet
so the word "still" is a touch superfluous.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)
i'm not really bent, i just told you that to repel your advances gently
so you can recover from it if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)
ah, the word "you" wasn't supposed to be in there.
I've edited but now your answer doesn't make any sense - apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)
that's ok
everyone can still see that i had to turn you down, what with all the persistent pleading cock-gazzes and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)
haha, yeah, cos that's definitely how I roll.


/more to the point - do girls on there REALLY get men cockgazzing them? Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)
yes
i have had a fair few over the years. some by text, admittedly. so there might be a small degree of contributory negligence there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Apparently, yes.
Edmund would deny this, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
What does a pleading cock look like?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)
go back to wormulus' thread the other day
badger put a couple of pics on that, i believe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Oh come on, that's harsh, man.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I imagine it would be weeping a tiny salty tear of desperation.
Unless it's Spak's.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

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