It'll be in the last place that you look, so look there first
IHTH
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Oh man i've moved house several times since then.
I fear it's gone for ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Put a new one on your Christmas list

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

*Disappointment at getting a Tinie Tempah CD instead owing to a hilarious mix up involving a slightly deaf department store Santa*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

'Dear Santa you FUCKING CUNT.
I requested an angry midget and instead have a weird shiny-looking 5 inch record which appears to be by some kind of 'urban youth'. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

Yours etc.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)