My pants are as black as my soul. And my 'guyliner'.
No-one understands my pain. Apart from 'emotional hardcore' musicians from America. I have written the names of these artistes upon my bag to display my affinity with their oeuvre. Thus like-minded individuals can see at a glance the anguish that only I and the many thousands of identically-dressed 'individuals' who populate the 'emotional hardccore' scene feel just from EXISTING in this bleak world.

For I am, you see, a spectactular gaylord.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:29, Reply)

I'm going to phone a bullying helpline now.
Then I shall compose a short poem about my anguish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

gih
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:36, Reply)

'My Anus', by Montgomery Peregrine St John Boyce.
My soul
Is like a black hole
Black like coal
Not the footballer, you understand - just my little joke, aha
But my anus is purple and distended
Like those monkeys you see
on David Attenborough
It's also covered with polyps
And there's a nasty skid on one of my buttocks.

THE END
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

*claps loudly*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

stick to slowcore you ancient quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I knew that as soon as I mentioned any of the 'core' family
your miserable visage would pop up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Is it the whole "straight edge" thing that accompanies emotional hardcore that appeals to you?
I can see you enjoying a nice glass of milk with Ian MacKaye
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

How right you are.
I love those chaps and their emotional intensity. Like that utter flid Rollins who really should just fucking cheer up - or shut up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

yes, this post confirms this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)