he's tried. repeatedly. it doesn't.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

string theory is bollocks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

what are you telling me for?
I'm not a physicist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

germs don't exist, louis pasteur made them up to make himself popular in front of the local chicks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Oh, man. My whole career a lie.
I'd better go and kill myself then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

hang on
i need popcorn...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

What would you need popcorn for?
does it go particularly well with withering sarcasm?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

no
with the spectacle of you killing yourself.

but if it wasn't a serious offer, it's not the same.

although i do LIKE popcorn. not the salty spunk-flavoured variety though. sweet ftw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

you wouldn't really want me dead, sweetie. You'd have to go to all the trouble of finding someone else to pretend not to flirt with.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

i don't know why you think i flrtwithyou
sorry for the typos. it's hard to type with your eyelashes fluttering.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

oh, well done.
that genuninely made me chuckle, and I've had an absolute cunt of a morning so far. So thank you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

i aim to please
also tell them to fuck off, only i get to upset you ONLINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Abukado do sweet chili'n'lime flavoured popcorn, it's dead good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Almost up there with my butter and tabasco popcorn.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

there's no such thing as science
it's just religion repackaged to keep the masses under control
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

you're right.
You can prove it, too. Once you know gravity is just something invented to control you, then you don't have to believe in it any more. Imagine the possibilities.....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

nah well we all know gravity is real taht isaac hayes invented it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah! I thought that was a bit random too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)