that's ok
you can keep your virginity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So you are fat?
Who'd have thought a girl would be fat and online?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Apparently only part of her is fat.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

where did i say i was a girl?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

"then i had to have my tits sponged down by my friend whilst her husband cleaned the puppy. the worst thing was the couple in the car next to us, who sat there staring at the drama and solidly munching away at their sandwiches without being peturbed or amused or horrified in the least."

Unless of course they are just Moobs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

bitch-tits are still tits aren't they?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

yes you are
BOOM

oh you edited, now i look like an idiot, thanks for spoiling my day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

that's quite alright
i like to spoil at least 3 people's days before hometime
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

You should put the same effort into losing weight.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

that would mean getting off my arse
got any better suggestions?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

eat less

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

these tips are pure gold

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

any time, chubs

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)

in your bitchy response to Al up there.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)