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I can't rmember any of your names and i'd like to know which one of you is my favouriteyou can all compete to be crowned king of my heart in this thread
i'm off to lunch, might read it when i get bakc. K laters
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My name is Inigo Montoyayou killed my
oh fuck it I'm going for lunch too
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Peej, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:41,
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I've just been and now have a brief window of "is he back from lunch yet" to post on b3ta.
At which point everyone appears to have fucked off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:00,
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*waves back*Just as I'm catching up with b3ta I have to impersonate a worker again, so I don't get to share my underwear choice or festive homicide suggestions. :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:11,
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They day is poorer for this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12,
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i knowquentin has killed OT.
just when i needed help deciding what to have for lunch...
falafel wrap and salad from the deli OR
lentil salad and feta or houmous from the lebanese OR
pasta from the italian deli OR
a giant burrito with either vegetable chilli or roasted veg and haloumi from the mexican
i can't make this kind of decision all by myself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:02,
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the burritos ARE goodand i have to go to a launch party tonight so no dinner. hmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:04,
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But do you want spicy food then?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:07,
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When she farts, she can blame it on someone else(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:08,
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My only foray into the falafel world was at the Leeds festival when I bought veggy food by accidentand the chilli sauce I poured on it was slightly thinner than I expected. I ended up with a pitta bread and chilli soup with a few floating falafels
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12,
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I had a fantastic falafel wrap at a farmers market oncethat's pretty much it for me. I worry that it won't be as nice the next time.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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The chilli overload ALMOST sobered me up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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my winner was surprise option 5a haloumi and vegetable calzone stone baked mini pizza.
awesome!
unlike your falafel croutons!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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Calzone pizzas are weirdWhy fold them over?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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Invented when a pizza was dropped?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:39,
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Italian pasty innit?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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i LOL'd a lot at the girl next to mewho ordered a slice, but the poor sod behind the counter misunderstood, and cooked her an entire pizza. i don't know which of them was more surprised.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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...when you tore it from her hands, stuffed all but a slice into your slavering gulletAnd belched "problem solved"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:09,
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I've just had a pork pie.This will either sit really well, or conspire to give me chronic heartburn. It's like playing food roulette.
I'm also filling in another bloody application form, and I've lost my muse. However, I have to get it done today so I can get the missus to print it at work tomorrow. Which is why I'm fannying about on here, obviously.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:07,
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Our sandwich purveyor does little selection packshalf a sausage roll, half a scotch egg, quarter of a pork pie. Nice variety (although last Christmas's dodgy scotch egg leaving me shitting through the eye of a needle has put me off them a bit).
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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Do these tasty treats have teeth marks on them?They sound like leftovers to me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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Pastry is one foodstuff that can set off my heartburn within a matter of seconds.So I generally avoid it. However, at this present moment, so far, so good.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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Fuck itIt is worth the risk
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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I can't stand pork piesThe jelly you seem to get in most of them knocks me sick.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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I am Maximus Decimus Meriduis,commander of the armies of the north, General of the Felix Legion, loyal servant to the true emporer Marcus Arelius. Father to a Murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:09,
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I thought supreme Crowe was more that maths one he did, TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:11,
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This has taken me 3 or 4 reads to actually understandBut whilst I agree A Beautiful Mind is an excellent film, I prefer Gladiator
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. (
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:17,
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I've still never seen that film all the way throughFucking Paul Ross.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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Is that the less successful sequel to Leaving Las Vegas?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I've not seen that eitherBut I really, really hope not.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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His daughter in law is rather tasty...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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Dude, she's like twice your ageand anyway she likes older men.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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No, but it's like me perving over a 72 year oldSick and wrong
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:43,
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Helen Mirren is 6 years behindJudi Dench still has something a bit sexy about her when she plays M.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:50,
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Honor Blackman is 86 and you still would, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52,
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I'm happy with the two I've mentioned above.Honor Blackman just doesn't tempt me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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Indeed she isEntrapment is 1.5 hours of her arse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I'd happily spend 1.5 hours with her arse.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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This^I'd put loads of red string all over the bedroom and ask her to get into bed without touching any
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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And even this and Sean Connery did not save it from being forgettable crap.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52,
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OK, bored nowSomebody start a new thread of I shall be forced to post a question about international capitalism or something.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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Tbh, the only questions I've had in my head since last night are 'What are your opinion of those who are wanting to occupy the stock exchange'?And 'Who is the hardest character in cinema history?'
Either way, both shit, predictable questions.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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Well, the first of those was the best I could come up with.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:31,
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1. They are cunts2. 'Chas' in Performance
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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Hmmm....I think Michael Cain in Get carter may have the edge on that
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:34,
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What about Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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Guys the answer is Hercules in Hercules in New York.You don't need to carry on talking about this.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:41,
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Clearly we agree on the first pointI pointed out to my friend last night that they're just a bunch of unwashed, short sighted fucking idiots, whose only wish is to be noticed.
Let's face it, if they actually gave a shit about this country, they'd earn their wage, and pay their taxes, rather than making it so that police are required on the streets, costing money.
The dimwitted fucks can be shot with rubber bullets for all I care.
And as for the alt, I think my answer tends to go for Aragorn.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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Maybe they could put up a youtube channel and charge to view itThis would solve the debt crisis too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Hmm, maybe "why do you hate those who are wanting to occupy the stock exchange"As while I also think they are unwashed fools it in entirely for different reasons i.e.I think if that actually gave a shit they'd start by burning St. Pauls to the ground and them move on to dynamite the Houses of commons.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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HERCULES IN 'HERCULES IN NEW YORK'(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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Oh please God no.You should do us all a favour and heed this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=44NCDbPGbfQ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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Nice, me liky this.In return, have this which someone linked me too last night, I believe it to be something called 'dub step'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHhzY6VLqAk&feature=youtu.be
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name,king of the Andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm, I Eddard of the House Stark, Lord of Winterfell, and warden of the North, sentence you to death!
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Peej, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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Oh do fuck off you witless spastic, there's a dear.No offence, like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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i9've decided that your my favourite now and we're going to be the best of fRIends!(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
The best of Friends was the week after they stopped:a. making it
b. showing it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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Fuck off then you witless spastic cuntbubble.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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oh wahit? id idn't realise i was gonna upset peoplecan i have more than one favourite?
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Technically I should be your favouriteas I think I'm probably the only one here not to have called you a variation on witless spastic cuntbubble.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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No you're not!I've been up his hole for a fortnight now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:34,
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Forgive me, I must have missed that.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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Speak up, you're a bit muffled.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Hey, I adopted him.Well, me and Darth anyway.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:36,
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You have a mother?we may have to re-think this whole adoption thing, I don't like to associate with breeders.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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No, you have 2 dads, we talked about this, remember?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:53,
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A good way to remember names on here is to look underneath the post.More top tips coming up later.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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one way round for a faster ride(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:54,
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more than a little bit gaybut if that's how you roll, that's fine with me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:54,
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too many people to keep track of tho and most of them are an angry form of BEIGE(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I am...www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgMI0BObEXI
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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Inwhich case I amwww.youtube.com/watch?v=w05YIk0Hu2Y
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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suit yourself coatbro, you ain't gonna be my favouritebut as we're realted by jacket i will always wlove you
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You can call me Dave.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:53,
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ssshor i'll tell them what I call you.
snookums.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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I do not need to know you, you only need to know me.I am NOBODY'S bitch, you are all my bitches.
*stands on top of a piramead doing awesome ninja stuff as you all clamber up to the top spot*
Name That Film
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:58,
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Are we flirting?It's just I don't like fat chicks.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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you can check it out at the mini-bash next -oh wait. you're not invited.
ah well. you can peer at the pics on your ever-diminishing fb list of "friends" instead, eh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:04,
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Someone sounds a bit totally rejected by Al at some point.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:05,
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she gets rejected a fiar bit tbhi knocked her back, she got dumped by some asian homo, poor kid cant catch a break
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If only someone had bought her a flat in Kensington, maybe then she'd be happy.(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
nahi just don't want his beard putting me off my vodka
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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I dunno, I reckon by the time he's far enough away for her to look small, the curvature of the earth would make it impossible for him to see her at all.(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)
or maybe she's so big space/time bends around her, so she's huge no matter what distance you view her from?(, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)
your wife's bingo wings would still be flapping happily on the horizon though(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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So you are fat?Who'd have thought a girl would be fat and online?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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"then i had to have my tits sponged down by my friend whilst her husband cleaned the puppy. the worst thing was the couple in the car next to us, who sat there staring at the drama and solidly munching away at their sandwiches without being peturbed or amused or horrified in the least."
Unless of course they are just Moobs.
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yes you areBOOM
oh you edited, now i look like an idiot, thanks for spoiling my day
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that's quite alrighti like to spoil at least 3 people's days before hometime
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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You should put the same effort into losing weight.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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that would mean getting off my arsegot any better suggestions?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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in your bitchy response to Al up there.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:14,
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DING DING DING(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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Mod news says you're a shitty lurker, say it ain't true(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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PS it's quite easy to fool the modsdifferent proxy sites for different accounts and that
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You must live in a world of binary to fool cr3, you and supermatt(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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