Superman Returns has about 5-10 minutes of it that are worth watching
The rest is just dire.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I must have missed those 10 mins
Summary:
FUCK ALL HAPPENS IN THE ENTIRE FILM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

The bit at the start where Lois Lane gets thrown around the plane.
Worth a LOL, if nothing else.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I cannot remember any scene other than the bullet-eye bit
and that was shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

It's too concerned with being a love letter to the first two films.
Instead of just being its own film.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

This is probably why I liked it so much the first time I watched it.
I love the first two films. I've since recognised how poor Superman Returns is in reality. The best part was hearing the Superman theme booming out over the opening credits in the cinema.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I have to agree.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Could you honestly say it's worse than Batman and Robin, though?
Or Superman IV, a film so ineptly executed that it makes you want to chew your own knuckles off?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I've never seen Superman IV
And Batman and Robin is far worse, yes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

When I saw Batman & Robin in the cinema there was a power cut about 20 minutes before the end of the film
It's testament to my completionist attitude that I stuck around to watch the ending rather than walk out and do something less boring instead.

/whydontyou
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I've never walked out of a cinema during a film, not to return
Considered it a few times though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I certainly considered it during the Avengers.
But I kept thinking "this has to get better, surely?" It didn't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

You have to see Superman IV at least once just to appreciate how much a masterpiece Superman III is by comparison.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Superman III the test card
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)