No, a proper baked cheesecake
the kind with a thousand calories in every mouthful. It is of great personal shame that the one thing I have never managed to bake to my satisfaction is a cheesecake.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The key word there is "my"
I've almost certainly never baked anything to your satisfaction but they all tasted fucking great to me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I make a variety of what I consider to be damn good cakes
so I am very demanding regarding their quality. I've made perfectly edible cheesecakes before, they were nice...but they weren't awesome.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I shall shortly be making salted treacle tart and some pop cakes
i am excited
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm going to need proof of these awesome cakes please
I'll gaz you my address
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

just send them to
MARTIN 32 FROM NORWICH
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

If you ever bothered to show up to a bash...
then you'd have had proof by now.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

If you'd bothered to stay at a bash, so would I.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I have been to numerous bashes since
and I left cake at the one I buggered off from!
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

There was cake? Damnation!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

There is always cake.
I'll be sure to save you some next time.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

If she'd bothered to stay at a bash
you'd have tried to plow her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Bashes tend to be far away and full of weirdos
Also; I seem to remember having a pint in Stratford with Labs in June. Where were you and your fabulous cakes then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Wimbledon.
I'd made scones and strawberry jam and everything. You missed out.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Did you make use of the things that you found?
You know, the things that the everyday folk left behind...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Haha!

(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Oh yeah, now I remember
Labs and I did attend a fucking awesome gig in your absence. There'll be another time for cakes

*crosses fingers*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Well, like I said
Get yourself to a bash one day and if I'm there, then there'll be cake there too.
(berk, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Deal

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I can confirm that Berk's cakes are top notch proffesional quality.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)

There are things you shouldn't share with the board
For example; cakes norks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

My sister made a cookies and cream cheesecake last year, sadly I was far too full to eat it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)