Fucking hell
How much more poo can there be in me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well it's been compacted and compacted over the years
so this is probably a good thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Why can't there be a button I press to flush it all out in one horrific ten-minute spell of anal rupturing?
Instead of having to traipse shamefacedly back to the bogs every half an hour?

Oh my god... is this what it's like to be on the blob?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Darth..... really?
Even on OT, this is something else.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)

What, comparing a sequence of runny poos to the monthly suffering of women is beyond the pale?
"Your Mum's dead HAHA" = fine
"Let's all mock Monty for the money worries that keep him awake with stress every night" = perfectly acceptable
"B3th, your husband's going to die soon" = just dandy

"I've got the squits, it's rubbish" = BEGONE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

No, it's just so ripe to make fun of you for.
Fucking hell son, put your cunt rag back in.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Oh right, wrong end of stick procured, apologies

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)

No problem.
You big mental gay.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I like that you've got the measure of me so quickly
I'm not that big though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Have you tried inserting a jug of coffee up your fundament
Well just the contents of same.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I'll need a funnel and a willing assistant
willing robbed of at least four senses
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Coffee is a real irritant or Quentinoftiweek as it is know scientifically.
You'll shit your liver out.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Can I not achieve the same effect by imbibing it in a more traditional way?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I can, because coffee taken orally give me the shits anyway
i'm afraid your only way is the hose.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Appreciate the advice
*lubes up*

Oh who am I kidding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm guessing a lot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Well I'd imagine it's packed in quite tight down there, given your, ah, 'interests'...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Ooooooooh dear
Nakers said it first, and better

NAKERS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)

This is very, very bad indeed.
I am questioning everything I thought I knew about this crazy, mixed-up world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

You spelt Geoff Capes' first name wrongly earlier too
You'll be rich next
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Please God let this happen.
I will happily sell out my intellect and integrity for a shitload of money. No problem at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Can't help you there
But with one slight amendment, you're laughing

intellect and integrity anus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Not sure about this plan now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Don't say I never tried to help you
Unless you add the caveat "in a remotely practicable way"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

*dances*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Dunces, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Perhaps, but one that is quicker than you...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Perhaps we should call you Nakers Fassbender then,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

^ 'Cinema'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

i don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)