Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Phew! I didn't expect or plan on getting involved in a debate on tuition feesNot least because I lack the mental faculties to properly hold my own in such a discussion.
What are you too stupid for off topic?
Alt: Why do you all fuck off at this time of day, only to reappear just as I am about to go home?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:43,
269 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
Alt: because you're a cunt and we don't like you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:43,
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Did he ever tell you how witty and charming he is too?Why is this man single?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:46,
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Anyone who thinks they're too stupid for something obviously doesn't know how to learn new things.(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I think I have accepted that there are things that I don't know that are beyond my wit. Same as I have accepted that I am unlikely to ever be a millionaire. That was a sad day.
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I have a capacity to learnand I know my limits.
Perhaps I should have used the word "uneducated". I would have thought that a clever man like you could see past that though...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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But the public sector is such a cushy place where no one has to work gets enourmous bonuses and amazing pensionsseems like the smart choice to me.
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Well your pension is about to get raped harder than a Sudanese P.O.Wand the attitude of sitting in a cushy job foas it's easy shows just the kind of drive and ambition that women find so alluring
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:56,
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Nope, my pension is going to cost me about £35 extra a month and will be an average of my last three years wages, not final salary, not that bothered.
I don't see what my allure has to do with anything.
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its been a really tough day, most of my most closely held beliefs have been brought into questionnot sure i'm gonna make it, very hard to carry on
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If you ever take any advice from the witless spastics that populate offtopic then you're a witless spastic in the first place.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:48,
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Gaz rob asking which school his kids go to(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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Are you trying to nonce the ginger Fuhrer's kids here?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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There are definitely more members of Mencap than Mensa around here.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:51,
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We prefer the taste of their windows(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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My mate's cat is a window licker.I watched her on sunday morning and lolled. My mate couldn't see the funny side when I asked him how thick his cat was.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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This coming from you is laughable.From anyone else I might take offence.
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girlinthehole, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:50,
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cheers jsut noticed i'm top of the pop page too man, today might not be so bad after all(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
At least Adam hasn't followed you here, Adam.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:00,
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milk and half a sugar, there's a good lad Adam(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Half a sugar?Fuck off.
Shit or get off the pot.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:53,
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He couldn't really get any lower, Quents.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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he never stood out to me before, but his cards marked now that's it i know exactly the ind of man he is(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
attempting to make a word out of ind I suspectGod you're thick
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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As a man standing on an ant feels taller, yes.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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thats a personality defect that, taking pleaseure in someone else's misfortune, must've ahd a hard life(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Don't make me report you for failure to make tea as per your job description Adamyou still haven't delivered that photocopying i requested this morning, honestly Adam if it's too difficult we'll find someone than can do it, understand?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:59,
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Not as long as it is taking you to do the photocopying you utter failure(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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lots of personaly insults goin on here, totally take the buzz off my pop page win, not sure i want to come here anymore with this attitude(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Just so you know the top of the pop page is simply by time not number of votes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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In my casea little from column A and a little from column B.
I'm just about bright enough to know how little I know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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Understanding the point or purpose of Quentin OftispazIs it a cry for help? An easy target provided by the mods to take the heat off the likes of me? A figment of our diseased imaginations? Or simply a tragic figure, railing against an establishment that has rejected his futile, ill-conceived attempts at bonding time and again?
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All of the above or Adam as he's know to his mum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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Oh no Darth, this just got interesting.Frisbee Adam is back and he don't like Quentin Adam.
They're fighting on /talk.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:01,
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I think Adam loves you too, Adam.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:04,
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He loves his EXTREMEFRISBEE!!!11!!!1111!! you love your scat.Bring a tear to a glass eye that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Simple, click the talk button at the top of the screen. (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:08,
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That so needed to love horses, that link(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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I think your answer to the question should have been:I'm too stupid to find an argument on /talk.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:12,
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Stupid/lazy? It is a fine line...Leafeater by choice, not by thumb-pressure.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:16,
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Aw, but I'm too weak...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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Thumb-pressure would make me an actual vegetarianWhich I am not. This is no fun, I'd rather be picking on QuentAdam
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Go get him Dartho - I'm off home.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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Have a nice eveningThink of me when I'm still sat at my desk by 6pm
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Understanding electricityI know all the theory but my brain simply cannot compute it
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Fucking work innit? Gets right in the way of bad puns and strikethroughs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:02,
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I think the problem is that I finish earlier than most on hereso I hit that part of the day where you think "Well, I'm they're not getting any more out of me today" sooner than everyone else.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:07,
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Is this how the magic string works then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:11,
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Is that the one that turns on the bathroom light?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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To my shame I have 2 of their albumsfor all they are retards, they are quite entertaining musically.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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My estimtes of you have just fallen through the floor and come to rest somewhere inn the inner mantelAnd I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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Aren't they somehow related?*struggles to remember module on electro-magnets from science lessons*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:09,
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Electricity is actually electro-magnetism, it's the same force.They're not just related they're the same thing.
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That's pretty much what I said: "somehow related"I think I have demonstrated a pretty good grasp of the subject here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:13,
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Yeah, this mug and this mug, (I'm pointing at exactly the same mug by the way.)They're both somehow related.
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No, you've lost me now...This is getting way too scientific for me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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Adam will be off soon, he needs to catch the sunshine busotherwise he'll have a massive spastic flounce right on the street
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:20,
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I'm at home today, I'm not working from home, I'm having a sick day, 'cus I'm quite unwell....I said to myself, I said, out loud, to myself, yesterday.Pops, if [symptom] doesn't go away tomorow, then I'm going to book myself into the GPs. And you know what he's going to say? Yes I do, he's going to say "Pops, you've just gotta go into hospital, so you can have a beryium meal and have things stuck in your arm and up your bum, its going to hurt, and its going to suck the big one, but it's better than death". So said to the doctor in my head "One More Day, that's all I ask, one more day. If it doesn't sort itself out, then fine. I'll go in. It's prefable to death." And then I said to the main upstairs "C'mon mate, please, c'mon. You've given me a pretty shitty deal in a lot of respect. Ok, granted, I got the best ma' in the world, and my mates are mostly quite safe, but health wise? You've dropped the ball on that one. C'mon, I've bought TWO poppy flowers, gave a tramp thirty quid when I was next to broke, even gave that other tramp an awesome home made chicken sandwich, well, half, 'cus that's what I had. BUT IF I HAD BOTH HALFS, HE WOULD HAVE HAD BOTH HALFS. So let's do a deal. You sort me out, stop the [bad sympton], and we'll call it quits. Even steven's. Me and you upstairs can do what the rest of europe hasn't managed to do.".
So this morning, at 3ish, I woke up, and [sympton] happened, but it was less than usual. I took myself some painkillers early 'cus I was in pain, but that I can handle. Well, handle with the pain killers. Then at 8 I took another lot but forgot about the first lot. So I've spent all day in a dayz, but [sympton free]. At one point I woke up on the couch and couldn't move for 5 minutes until I realised I couldn't move because I wasn't moving.
But you know what? Him upstairs came through for me, sorted me out a treat, so I consider that a good deal done.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:22,
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Gonz, go to the doctor(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:24,
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I'm alright now, just in a bit of pain, back to normal, I even think I'll be fine by the morning.And besides, I'm seeing my GP on friday and I'm seeing my gastro on their next clinck, which means even if I do go in now, all I'd see is the on-call and they can't really do much but would restrict my painkillers to scheduals (which doesn't work for me) until they're next in clinic anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:28,
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I hope so, that post was rambling even by your standards**I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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I just felt like having a bit of a write.I do actually believe in something [donno what] and karma, have to really, 'cus things would really suck without it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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I believe in the subjudation of the proletariate and new era of genetically perfect Southern Anglo Saxons(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:46,
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i get the feeling your trying to steal my schtick or take the piss out of my spellibng hereleave it out
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are you still here, the other "cool kids" from "office services" can't play frisbee without you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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proper picking on me today not sur ewhat i did to pee you off matesoz tho, didn't mean to whatever it was
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I'm just waiting for the patented Adam-quadrospazz-flounce that's all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:32,
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you keep pressin them buttons NA, i'll flip me lid soon enough proper(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I hope so Adam i really do, but somehow I think your sock puppet gives you a strength you could never muster as plain old tea biy Adam(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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I like the sock a damn sight better than I liked the original.(
Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:40,
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A strange quirk of fate that a character designed to be annoyingis less annoying than it's designer...
*strokes beard*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:42,
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I'm glad you're feeling betterI suspect drugs rather than deities are the reason for this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:26,
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Most visions of deities come from opiate dreamsWell, the best ones in literature anyway...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:27,
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Can't do any halm though, a bit like buying orange _and_ blackcurrent flavoured cordials when you've got some guests 'round.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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I was given a mahoosive bollocking by a neurosurgeon todayFor stifling a sneeze! In a hospital! According to him (and he's got letters after his name and everything) stifling a sneeze is very very bad. All I know is it caused immense pain down both of my arms.
In other news I've applied for three more jobs today.
As you were.
"ninja edit so as to be vaguely on-topic*
I don't know why sneeze-stifling is a bad thing, can anyone enlighten me?
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Is this due to your massive AIDS being back?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:31,
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Because think of what exactly a sneeze is, it's extracting evil spirits [and/or] particals of forign molicuals from your nasal passage.Eaither way, you don't want that kind of shit in your nose.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:37,
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It causes immense arm painIt's alright if it's the just the one arm, but if it's both you're minutes from death.
Sorry to be the bearer etc
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Kroney, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:38,
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i keep gettin shoulder ache, not sure what it is, doesn't even seem to be one of the muscles i even useit's the one on the side taht controls the up and donw
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deltoid, do you use it when you throw a frisbee?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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"Suppressing a sneeze can be harmful, particularly to your ears...
Studies have found that the air expelled during a sneeze travels at an
amazing 100 miles per hour, and spews out up to 5,000 droplets, which
may be propelled up to 12 feet in a single sneeze.... By clamping your
mouth closed an pinching your nose shut, you force the "sneeze" into
the eustachian tube (which connects the back of the throat to the
middle ear) and then to your eardrum. Sneeze strong enough, and you
could rupture an eardrum, causing acute pain, infection, bleeding, and
even hearing loss."
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I'm not saying anything, they're not my words they're the words of Top Gear magazine.(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
in that casesneeze HARD enough........ and you willBURST YOUR ARMS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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Deliberately 'popping' your ears is not recommended either, I understand.Oops. I've done this for years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:47,
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How dare you?I'm a fucking genius, me.
Alt: because I am trying to annoy you, because I am homophobic and therefore consider it my bounden duty so to do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:43,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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Are Level 42 still going?Where's Labs when you need him? Fucking loves a bit of the old 42, does Labs, and he doesn't mind who knows it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:51,
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I've woken up to find this on a website I work on. Best. Job. EVER.photo.mpora.com/other/collections/dogs-in-sunglasses/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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That's a cool fella, WHO'S A COOL FELLA? <b>MONTY IS A COOL FELLA !</b> yes he is, Yes He Is, YES HE IS !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:53,
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I just found out the part of the company I work for has been bought out by a large bank.Fuck.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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An organisation that cannot even spell 'City' is bad news.YOU MARK MY WORDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:55,
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mericans, what do you expect?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:09,
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Is that necessarily a bad thing, 'Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes'?Would that not an element of additional stability to your job?
Also, hello.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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Hello Monty.Not really, my job is more in danger now.
Plus I've been on the pat for the last 2 months.
I HAVE TEH FEAR!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:50,
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That sounds extremely homosexual.Unlucky, mon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:55,
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Well it's been compacted and compacted over the yearsso this is probably a good thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:49,
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Why can't there be a button I press to flush it all out in one horrific ten-minute spell of anal rupturing?Instead of having to traipse shamefacedly back to the bogs every half an hour?
Oh my god... is this what it's like to be on the blob?
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Darth..... really?Even on OT, this is something else.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:53,
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What, comparing a sequence of runny poos to the monthly suffering of women is beyond the pale?"Your Mum's dead HAHA" = fine
"Let's all mock Monty for the money worries that keep him awake with stress every night" = perfectly acceptable
"B3th, your husband's going to die soon" = just dandy
"I've got the squits, it's rubbish" = BEGONE
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No, it's just so ripe to make fun of you for.Fucking hell son, put your cunt rag back in.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:59,
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No problem.You big mental gay.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:01,
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I like that you've got the measure of me so quicklyI'm not that big though
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Have you tried inserting a jug of coffee up your fundamentWell just the contents of same.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:54,
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I'll need a funnel and a willing assistant(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Coffee is a real irritant or Quentinoftiweek as it is know scientifically.You'll shit your liver out.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:11,
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Can I not achieve the same effect by imbibing it in a more traditional way?(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)
I can, because coffee taken orally give me the shits anywayi'm afraid your only way is the hose.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:18,
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Well I'd imagine it's packed in quite tight down there, given your, ah, 'interests'...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 16:56,
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This is very, very bad indeed.I am questioning everything I thought I knew about this crazy, mixed-up world.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:03,
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You spelt Geoff Capes' first name wrongly earlier tooYou'll be rich next
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Please God let this happen.I will happily sell out my intellect and integrity for a shitload of money. No problem at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:05,
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Can't help you thereBut with one slight amendment, you're laughing
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Not sure about this plan now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:08,
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Don't say I never tried to help youUnless you add the caveat "in a remotely practicable way"
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Perhaps, but one that is quicker than you...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:06,
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Perhaps we should call you Nakers Fassbender then,(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:08,
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I just looked it upIn 1932, Howard Scott founded Technocracy Incorporated, and proposed that money be replaced by energy certificates denominated in units such as ergs or joules, equivalent in amount to an appropriate national energy budget, which could be divided equally among all members of a North American continental Technate. The group argued that apolitical, rational engineers should be vested with authority to guide an economy into a thermodynamically balanced load of production and consumption, thereby doing away with unemployment and debt.
I like that idea.
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Conversely, I argue that this is a fucking stupid idea,that Howard Scott was a knob-jockey and they should all be executed in a Polish forest.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:04,
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winner of most reasonable response of the week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:05,
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POTDGranted, looking at what kind of pointless cunt has got on the popular page, perhaps POT extremely poor D would be more apt
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Let me know if you need any advice on money stuff.I am a fucking expert, me. George Osborne has me on 'speed-dial', you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:10,
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ProblemsI may have mentioned that I have the squits. I'm here til 6pm minding the phones; someone has to do so every day. My colleagues have gone home. There's just me here.
And I need a shit.
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Two buckets, mateand ideally some kind of sound suppression device so I can fill 'em up under my desk
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I am going down the pub with Battered tonight.Hopefully that will somehow comfort you as the explosive, foetid gouts of stinging faeces jet down the insides of your trouser-legs on your journey home.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:15,
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You see, this is much more like what I expect of youWell done. You can have a click, if you promise to keep Battered of the fags tonight. He's giving up, you know.
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He!?!?!? I thought you were a chick.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:19,
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he is one ugly fuckin chickno offense battered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:19,
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Not during the week he's not.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:20,
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Nah', he just moans like a bitch.BO-YAH
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:30,
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Initially a crippling cramp wracks your tortured stomach-lining,but the blessed relief at its subsiding is quickly replaced by horror as the realisation hits you: that your tortured shit-hoop is about to spew forth rusty, acidic water once again. Any solidity to your stools is long gone and all that remains in its place are high-pitched, feminine-sounding whiny guffs, and a kind of dirty mucus that looks like it has turmeric in it.
Why, oh why, you cry to yourself, did I agree to go for that 'pint' with Marc Almond at lunchtime....?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:19,
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Very good. One question...why are you putting even more thought into my anal expulsions than I am?
(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)
*sighs*The Human League had a hit single called 'Human', the chorus of which began 'I'm only human'.
Never mind, poo-lord.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:29,
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Your knowledge of 80s synth-pop is impressive for a self-proclaimed heterosexual(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:31, Reply)
All darth's colleagues are gonna bully him at break time tomorrow.Shitty pants! Shitty pants! they will all shout.
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More likely to be "Santorum pants" given his interests(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:20,
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I'll have to rename myself Pooflakeand reap all the B3ta-related worship that follows
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Shit in your bosses draw, and stick a post it with a and a note saying,LOTS OF LOVE FROM MARTIN 32 TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST FROM NORWICH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:18,
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I actually get on really well with my bossSimilar levels of geekiness. Otherwise this is a flawless plan
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You're right he may take it as a 'sign' and invite you round for a coffee table morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:21,
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The future of the human race is marginally less fucked than I anticipated(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Don't worry bert will redress the balance when he gets his hands on his sister again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:26,
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Christ Darth, don't strain yourself.Not in your condition.
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I know, I thought you were just going for fuck off.(
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The decent thing to do is to click all four posts into oblivionso we can watch the popular page avidly, waiting for them to fall into the correct sequence
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Except your own clicks don't count.(
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1 click ain't gonna get it to the popular page.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:34,
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Round up a posse, pilgrimActually - this is a hopeless cause, who else amongst us dislikes Quentin
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Your quendraciousness really does know no bounds, does it, 'sk8tr b0i'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 17:42,
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I used to skate.And skate trainers are the comfiest known to man. Plus, I need to wear baggy jeans and I generally like most of the labels. Whatever us wrong with that, you wizened homosexualist?
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Er, why do you NEED to wear baggy jeans?Unless your legs are trapped in a time vortex from the late 90s/early 00s
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my large Stephen and the Twins need a lot of room.Plus I have incredibly large feet and baggy jeans help disguise them. They are size 12 and I am about 5 foot 8.
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I'm so stupid, so working class, so provincial, so council estateI really really need Julian , Hillary and Oli Trustfund-Gap-Year from Hampstead to fight for my rights.
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