The Welsh accent is lovely you spastic.
Brummie is worst. The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Monty is 100% right on all of the above counts
Especially the spastic bit. You spastic.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

God he really is an EPIC SPAZMO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I think all you spastics are getting muddled up here
It is working class accents that are repulsive. Brummies and Welshies with proper breeding sound fine. Your common or garden oiks, regardless of where they are from, sound awful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I've never heard a Brummie accent that didn't make me want to rip my own ears off
Granted, there are levels of hideousness, but only in the respect that there are bad Michael McIntyre jokes and fucking appalling Michael McIntyre jokes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Stop hanging around the rough areas of Birmingham then.
I'd have thought you were more of an Edgbaston man?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

shirley
it's funny because it sounds like surely, but shirley is also quite posh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

It's no Solihull

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Do you pronounce it Sew-lihull or Soll-ihull?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

TB lives in Shirley
I can assure you it's not.
(berk, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Given the choice, you'd be right
Ironically I have to go to Birmingham Sunday for a Ballroom competition *shudders*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Brummies with breeding?
You are having a fucking laugh, old chap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

You have to think relatively
In the kingdom of the Brummies, the man with opposable thumbs is king. Or something
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

In fairness, it depends which part of Wales.
It's not all the sound of daffodils and butterflies and songs of the valley.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I don't even mind the Merthyr Tydfil twang.
But that's because I associate it with a chap I know who is fucking hilarious.

'You may only have half the money, but you're going to get the whole beating' - in a classic Welsh accent. Priceless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

out of a choice of two
it should be stupidER and WORSE. not stupidest and worst. i am ashamed of both of you. ape, in the corner. monty, pants off and bend over.

also the correct answer is scouse. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)