Morning!
I've had my marmite on toast for dinner, I've got a cup of tea (2 sugars) brewing next to me, today is a good day.

How are you? Up to much today/tonight?

Alt: Do you have a poppy? If not, why not? I don't have one because I've not seen a single seller this year.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:33, 30 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Still fucking STARVING
Over the 24 hour mark now though so will risk a piece of fruit in a little while. Get me.

Alt: Same here mate, not seen a single poppy for sale anywhere.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Can you drink water?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Oh yes
Plentiful amounts. I've been pissing like a hose.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

+r

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:54, Reply)

On all fours?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Could be worse
I had the shits last year from December 22nd to December 29th. Ate Christmas dinner anyway. Not my finest Christmas with the family.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I'm busy THREADSTOMPING YO' MONKEY ASS this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:38, Reply)

BASTARD!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Morning
I have a weekend of nothing at all planned, and I can't wait as I've been working 12 hour days for three weeks now, so I intend to sleep.

Alt: No. Because I resent being made to feel guilty for not wearing one, which makes me stubborn so I don't wear one even though I'd happily wear one if sanctimonous twats didn't make me feel that guilt in the first place. I donated, but the Poppy remains in my bedsid drawer now. Maybe I should take a picture of me wearing it, put it on a placard and carry it around saying 'I bought a fucking poppy now fuck off'.

But that seems a lot of trouble to go to.

I appear to be in a shitty mood, I hadn't realised until that all just poured out.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Poppies are shit and for fucking cripples

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Wait, I get to fuck a cripple if I wear one?
*pops to Asda*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I just found out that Billy Crystal is returning to host the oscars this year
I am very happy about this.

I am fine, thanks for asking. Today I'll be playing some snooker after work and then drinking some rum and watching films.

Alt: Same as you. I find that married sellers have the best poppies so I'm holding out.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Billy Crystal is shit and a cunt.
He manages to be the only unfunny person in This is Spinal Tap - quite an achievemenr given his limited screen time.

I hate him, 'Bill Clay', and so should you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I disagree with all that you say here

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

He makes a good Mike in Monsters Inc

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

He should present it every year, no-one else is as good
Then again, there's a campaign for the Muppets to host, that'd be fairly entertaining.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I'd vote for Jon Stewart.
I thought he was the only thing that has made the Oscars worth watching since I was about 13 and actually took them seriously.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Actually, I could have just said
"I'd vote for Jon Stewart" and it would prety much have summed up everything I believe in anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Jon Stewart did a better job than David Letterman
and my five year old could do a better job than Franco and Hathaway last year.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Franco was obviously off his tits, or on some sort of dare
It was a bizarre choice though. I can only assume it was motivated entirely by "they're pretty"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

It was almost to 'Fleetwood & Fox' levels of crapness
but at least it kept things interesting.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:20, Reply)

The logistics of the muppets doing it would be a fucking nightmare
The show is enough of a shambles every year as it is.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

This is exactly why it's a brilliant idea
That, and the prospect of running commentary from Statler and Waldorf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

If they can't make Statler and Waldorf work
they could always use Monty.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Given how well-received Ricky Gervais' last presenting job was over there
I doubt American networks are ready for Monty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Yeah, they could sit them next to Mickey 'shit, are you still alive?' Rooney

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

I think Ricky Gervais should do it every year.
The Oscars are vulgar and for cunts, 'film' actors are wankers - Gervais is a prick - the perfect match. They deserve each other.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:57, Reply)

He's already unfunny and prickish at one awards ceremony
I'd rather be able to have a small laugh at one of them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

What kind of fucking retard watches the Oscars?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*waves arm about enthusiastically*
I've watched them when I can since about 1987. They are what they are and I'd probably agree with any criticism you might have of them but I still enjoy watching it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 9:17, Reply)