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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was in a pub on Friday with a mate
She came over to me as she was leaving to say she thought I looked nice.

I said, 'I'm going out for dinner with friends shortly, but if you want to give me your number I'll speak to you over the weekend'

She did, so I called her today and offered to take her out tomorrow.

What surprises me more than the fact she came over to speak to me, was the fact she is really attractive - AND she was sober.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)

YAY!
good luck, dog fucker

teip one: don't tell her you fuck dogs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

That'll just be a secret I keep between ourselves and the rest of OT.
But thanks for the timely reminder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)

well you don't get luck like this all the time
you should totally make the most of it. Are you taking her to a local greggs to eat pasties and look at the ducks?

(the ducks being inthe park nearby)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Nah. I thought I'd take her to a Harvester.
All being well, she won't have been to one before and I can look well flash as I tell her to help herself to the salad cart.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

that's pretty flashy - she could have as many baps as she liked. but there are 2 problems
1) no pasties. girls dig pasties
2) no ducks. Classy girls dig ducks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

The Harvester in Frenchy used to have a fish-pond in it and you could feed your bread-rolls to the fish.
I mean, a proper fish pond, in the pub. With big gold fish in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

take her there!
big goldfish that eat bread rolls are like underwater ducks. You'll totally get sex if you do that!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

if nothing else you might
get noshed off by a goldfish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

The pond was still there in 2008!
www.touchbristol.com/business/list/bid/2002467

According to that review.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

then it is settled!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)

No Captain.
I'm not going there. Not on your nellie (whatever your nellie is).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

then where are you going
you know, just so we can be sure you're not being murdered and not in any way to get a bunch of us to spy on you or nothing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

We're going 'out'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

*makes notes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I'll give you 3 rings when I get home safely if you like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)

no bother
we'll just have a spy network reporting on you

you gonna wear your best pants?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)

On a first date.
On a school night?!?!

of course I will!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I've not been there in more than 20 years
I'd imagine it would have been redecorate since and I'll bet they worked out that having a large fish pond in the pub was a rubbish business decision.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

or the fish got really big and are now
the new management
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I wonder if they'd change the menu and sell Human Fingers
Rather than Fish ones.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

don't be crazy!
humans don't have fingers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

^ Confirmed head-dobber user right there folks!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)

the cool kids
head dob
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)