I've been on a date
And now I'm going to the pub
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Can't have been that good a date.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Your mum
Said she had to get home to cook your dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)

You failed to get balls deep in my mum?
Christ, you are a fugly fail.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Details Jeffers, details....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:06, Reply)

bite to eat, couple of pints.
That's it really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:10, Reply)

what's she like?
did you get on well?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Did you get to hold her hand ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Her hands were busy.
In one hand she had a white stick, and the other was being used to walk her Labrador. Oddly the dog had a high viz jacket on. Must be a fashion thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Winner!! Prey on her insecurities, constantly remind her how ugly she is and how lucky she is to be stepping out with a dandy such as yourself
All three of you will be orgying within the third date.

/ Sexface '1001 Notches'- available in all good bookshops this Christmas
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 19:18, Reply)