seriously
if my trainee lets loose her hollow, barking sheeplike, disgusting, wet, phlegm-filled cough on me ONE MORE TIME... she is coughing about 18 times a minute. refuses to go home. says she "doesn't like" the doctor. and it has been like this for about 2 weeks.

how can i:

kill her OR
deafen myself

pleeease????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm sorry, are you narking because somebody ill refuses to go home,
you gigantic hypocrit?
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)

yes
she isn't ill. just fucking NOISY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Stop being such a bender.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

The worst of it is that she doubles dips in Swpey's coffee.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Put her head in a black bin bag, then duct tap it to seal her in.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Laxatives in her coffee
She won't dare cough then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)