Found around 400 quid in cash, in a wallet in Sainsbury's
I've mentioned it before. It was a great, oh about five minutes before my conscience kicked in. Handing it in is now in my top three greatest regrets. Although I've got half a feeling its about to be knocked into fourth.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Spit it out beaker.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I fucked your mum :(

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

The worst thing was she wasn't even that good

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

She kept screaming your name

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:14, Reply)

It must have been surprise sex again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Probably pissed off I haven't rung her for like a week.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I hate it when they're clingy.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

That is the sweat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

When i first went to uni, my parenst eventually sent me letter requesting that i would get in touch and let them know i was alive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

And did you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

i let them sweat another day or so...i was a shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I live about five minutes determined walk from mine
and I still get a slightly petulant phonecall every fortnight to "make sure you're ok"
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Same thing happened to me in my third year
They sent one to my then-fiancee as well. Mortified.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)

have you shagged gary's female workmate that look slike a man?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

The one that keeps telling him to get on with some work?
No, I haven't. She sounds way too saucy for me.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)