God, time for a new thread, I think.
What do you know? Trivia, please.

Reasonably well-known DJ Example used to build lightsabers, including Count Dooku's. Ooo.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:57, 46 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I tell you what I don't know.
WHAT MEN WANT.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Oh and I believe that pigs can't look up.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:59, Reply)

yeah, sister!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I can show you.
*winks*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:05, Reply)

don't believe him
he's a cad!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Oh baby, it's always been you!
call me bgb
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:14, Reply)

you never cared!
and, no, I won't call you BGB, that's BGB's name
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:18, Reply)

It's ALWAYS been you Cavy.
I liked it when you let me wear the hat then piped me aboard.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:19, Reply)

...and that time i hoisted your flagpole?
or when we went below decks to the bilge?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I liked stoking the fire.
TOOT TOOT.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I doubt it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:23, Reply)

srsly! Ask Cavy.
I cleaned out her gunwales and swabbed the deck.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:27, Reply)

If you could show her, you wouldn't need her to begin with !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:31, Reply)

If I could do it myself I'd never leave the house!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Look at marylin manson, he got a rib removed so he could, never made an album again after that.
Poor 'Paul From Wonderyears'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Exactly. I don't want to be a shut in wearing a dress and black make up.
I want to tap the shut ins wearing a dress and black make up.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:38, Reply)

That's the thing with Suicide Girls, it gets me thinking.
"Ok, she's hot, unbelievably hot. And she's about to top herself. There is NO WAY a girl who is about to top herself is gonna have [something] to say 'no' to some hot sex, she'd probably _like_ being with a someone who looks like me, the fact that her last moment is something desiulute and horrific, it'll play into the whole thing.

And worst comes to it, she still says 'no', the bottle of paracitmol would have kicked in, in a few hours, and then nobody would be able to to tell the difference ! If you time it right, she'll exit her bowels after you're done.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Solid emo laying advice there Gonz.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Haha, oh man, this is double funny because it looks bad on [name].
I love it when internet people get together ! What has [name] done now?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick petal.
(name) hasn't done anything wrong.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Somewhere to put their boner
that isn't their own hand.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Ahhhhhhhhhh! now this makes sense.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:09, Reply)

the only animals that require vitamin c in their diets
are humans, elephants and guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Where the hell do elephants get vit C from?

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:01, Reply)

um bongo

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:01, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Christmas is based on the pagan festival of knitting.
This is why it's traditional to get jumpers and socks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Darth is so butch he made Chuck Norris his bitch.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Quentin is scared of the film cannonball run.
Everytime he sees Burt Reynolds he breaks out in a cold sweat.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Cavy isn't a real Captain, in fact she failed the exam.
She bought her Captain's hat on ebay for $12.99
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:11, Reply)

yeah, but it's got a good feather
and I would have passed if it wasn't for a dodgy question on flag translations
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Monty wrote the song "more than a woman" after an unfortunate night in Bangkok.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Someone pointed out to me at the weekend
that the handrails on the tube are the same colour as the line they run on. I had never noticed this before.

Oh, and it's called bluray because the wavelength of the laser that is used to read the disc is in blue spectrum. Although I suspect there's at least a few nerds on here that know that already..
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I did not know that former one either.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:12, Reply)

My memory of the underground last week is a bit sketchy, except on the Sunday morning when, delayed at Brixton station, I managed to concern everyone on my carriage to lolling at the top of my snort at I, Partridge.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I thought blueray was a sad stingray.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Yeah', it uses a blue lazer, which has a smaller wavelength than red (used for DVDs and I think CDs), so you could fit more bumps onto the surfice.
The reason it's "Bluray" and not "Blueray" or "Blue Ray" is because the last two can not be trademark'd.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Or the trademarks already existed, one of the two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:19, Reply)

It's like we're finishing each other's facts off, it's destined, we're going to be one of those cute cupples that _everybody_ hates.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:20, Reply)

you and yourself?
that's quite some self-involvement, there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:23, Reply)

and it sounds funkier

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Christ, that tube one's a boring fact. I wouldn't like to sit next to them at a dinner party.
I have another laser-related fact, though. If you have a top-loading CD player that's skipping, don't bother wiping the CD. Instead, take a scrap of bog roll, preferably unused, wrap it around your index finger, touch it onto lens of the laser and gently turn your finger clockwise a few times.

The lens jiggles slightly loose on them and throws the laser off. Or, it could just be dust. Clean the lens, anyway.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Preferably unused?
preferably? Christ man, I know your meme and all but I really can't see how smearing a shitty tissue on the innards of my CD player is going to stop the disc skipping.
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)

On DVDs and the like it produces an effect not dissimilar
to the old Vaseline on the camera lens trick. Instant soft focus!
( Kroney, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Can't you and your bog eye
simply achieve that same effect by watching the dvd with your glasses off?
(berk, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)

You know how people see an angry man or a show-off'y man and say "Oh man, he must have a tiny penis", because he's making up for the fact that he's got a tiny penis by being angry/showing off.
Well, well, just to turn that around, if a man has a Tiny Penis, just think what him having a tiny penis is making up for !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)