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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I really doubt it, that's why I want to be thereIf you could get him to stop hoovering coke off the dashboard I'd be impressed
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:28, Reply)
And how would you counteract Monty's innate hatred of all people everywhere?In his hands, a car becomes a DEADLY WEAPON
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I can genuinely see you, middle of a driving test, getting along perfectly wellveering onto the kerb to deliberately mow down some kid in jeggings and a Bowie T-shirt
(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)
That would only be marked down as a minor fault though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:01,
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If he was wearing shoes without socks as well it should be an automatic pass(, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I can envisage Monty sticking swords on each wheel like Boudica's chariot.Taking pedestrians out at the ankle.
If the THE FUCKING GREAT MARY learned to drive.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 9:39,
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Hahaha! What a puff! Can't even drive? There are spotty 17 year old's that can drive!
Can Lusty drive? Do you have to be driven around by your WOMAN?
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