Well send her my number, there's a love.
Tell her I'll 'put her up' if she's ever in London.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah, she'll love that
"Hope you don't mind honey, I've been sharing your picture and sexual proclivities with internet randoms and now one of them wants to plow you five ways from Sunday"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

do you run an advertising service?
how much do you charge?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Sliding scale based on bra size

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Well I wouldn't object, in her shoes.
If the internet random in question was as dashing as me. Tell her I'm hung like a fully grown mountain gorrilla.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

...with a top lip to match
Her boyfriend has no body hair whatsoever, so I think you'll come as quite the shock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

shock pleasant surprise
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'm actually growing my moustache out at bit ATM
Planning to let it go til Christmas and see how long it gets.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This should be interesting

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

interesting tickly
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)