I want some perfume and a book
Chocolate orange would be nice, too. I'm easily pleased.
Apart from that I'd like to spend as little time with my cunt brother over the festive period as humanly possible.
(berk, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I know how you make a blood brother pact
how do you do a cunt brother one?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

He's a prick
and I do not enjoy having to spend time in the same room as him.
(berk, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Oh god, the mental images

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Ask these two
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I assumed that was going to be a picture of Oasis
Afternoon mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Haha, that would have been better
Sadly, that story cracks me up too much to not be linked to.

Alright fella, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

That story reads like a complete falsehood
but looking at the perpetrators I don't doubt they can't get anyone outside of the family to shag them.

Very well thanks mate. How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Reported in several newspapers, I see no reason for it to be false
The only reason I linked The Sun version is because it has the pictures of them two, and that cracks me up.

Not too bad, wasn't well yesterday, still don't feel 100%, but can't win em all! How have you managed to get your hands on steak then, would have thought the missus wouldn't allow that?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Hahaha should've known you'd pick up on that
Believe it or not, she spotted it in the reduced section last time we were in Asda and suggested I pick it up!

Sorry to hear you weren't well, what was wrong?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Ahh, bloody hell!
Just a bit of vomiting, upset stomach really. I'm still not great, but feeling shedloads better than yesterday, just annoyed that I'm being accused of being off with a hangover.

I simply pointed out that I come into work at least once a week with a hangover, so why would I take a day off with one?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

That's a bloody good point!
I might even buy some BEER to drink while cooking the meat, you know. She goes out to teach and all hell breaks lose, I tells ya
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Get a decent ale
Last time I had steak, I had a bottle of Tanglefoot with it, fooking lovely.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*makes notes*
and with that, I'm off to the shops. Cheers mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Not to worry!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah, frankly I'd rather cauterize my foof shut with a red hot rusty pokey, ta.

(berk, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Haha, POTD

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)