It's a zoo of spastics, it's worth a gawp every now and again.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*flings poo*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I prefer the threads about forum users seeking to top themselves, that are then quickly deleted once the ridicule sets in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Eh? Tell me more

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)

It's a long story.
Former user Hairpot threatened to off himself, Poppet intervened, ambulances were called, it made the papers.

He turned up at a bash a few days later.

The end.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Alright DG? Good to see you on Sat.
I was hoping a B3tan had killed themselves and I'd missed the dramaLols
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Hairpot may well be dead now
I think he posibly went somewhere else and took Maladismal with him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

You too, old chap.
It was a thoroughly good night. I had much fun.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I was disappointed not to be able to stay longer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I was disappointed not to be able to stay longer
and I left at midnight!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

No - I AM Disappointed.
You can just be a bit upset.

I've been disappointed for over 7 years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Didn't he live near Halfy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Halfy!
Another long forgotten name.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Yeah, I think so.
Hence the rapid ambulance response.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

You won't find that here.
Just a general malaise.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)

*Holds up mirror*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I keep seeing one of your dr who mates around, is there a special hand signal I should give him? I've been using the wanker sign but it aint been doing much

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Do the Vulcan greeting.
They love that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Take your assumed perfection
Slap it down in any city centre.

We're spastics, but we're fucking good spastics.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Head dobber forum high 5's

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Now what does that mean Rory?
You know I'm not up with da internetz.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Spastics with dobbers are the best kind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Whatever you say, boss...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)