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Now then folks
Been out mourning the passing of Jackie Leven today - incredible singer/songwriter.

Your excuse for being at large on B3TA is...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:26, 251 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I was wondering if somehow word was to reach my six year old self that one day television would have 500+ channels
my little head would explode. I wanted to tell the world this and also threadjack with, "has anyone tried new Irn-bru fiery yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:33, Reply)
i dont think ive ever even had irn-bru original

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:34, Reply)
really?
get thee to a corner shop with 45p
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:35, Reply)
i bet its rotten
like dandelion and burdock. oh try it it's lush, some chump said... fucking rank
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:36, Reply)
whats your soft drink de jour then?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:40, Reply)
D&B is lush.
You're obviously wrong in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:45, Reply)
I love a bit of DnB
Observe...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9iC3Yo2A2Y
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:48, Reply)
its like that thick gloopy brown cough syrup my old man gets
vile
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:48, Reply)
sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:51, Reply)
No it's not cos I like that stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Bru and D&B are just plain ODD

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:04, Reply)
irn bru is gross
back in the late 80s/perhaps early 90s Going Live did an April Fools with a small device which could apparently play the whole of the top 40! At the time it was OBVIOUSLY an april fool. Now it's a real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:36, Reply)
They called it Chippie IIRC.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)
This sounds like a techno-carpenter

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:42, Reply)

"Going Live!: In the 90's, Phillip Schofield did a section on a new type of music player that had every top 40 single loaded into it, that could play a song just by speaking the name of the song into it. He said it would be available to buy soon. He invited viewers to ring in and request a song, Then he would ask the machine to play it. The studio was of course inundated with calls, and Phillip revealed later that it was a prank and the machine didn't exist."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)
I remember that!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)
i was trying to find it on youtube
but no sign. I think it's proof of time travellers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I'm in a premier inn in Sheffield
What else am I going to do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Go to the devonshire cat
and try out the 300 different types of ale.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:36, Reply)
nah, got a meeting tomorrow.
Meeting a university mate soon.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Kelham Island
Get in a taxi and say "take me to Kelham Island."

Excellent boozer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)
I'm on the quend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Get well soon
xx
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:45, Reply)
There is nothing wrong with me.
Apart from quenderism.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Where else am I going to go.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:45, Reply)
The RSPCA
To collect the first of your many cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Actually I have two already and when they're gone I'm getting a dog.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)
I'm so sorry
It's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:52, Reply)
I figured as much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:53, Reply)
You will recieve your free guide in 7-10 working days
Entitled "Desperation and the joys of knitting cats".
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)
The less successful followup to "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance"

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:58, Reply)
I hope it's more gripping than Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
And there is nothing to be ashamed about doing this
www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=OP-CATLADY-SHIRT-PINK&Category_Code=OP
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I'm at large on B3TA on account of.....
...sitting in my home office listening to News Quiz Extra & updating my CV for uploading to Monster and Jobsite.
I'll look up Jackie Leven and get back to you.
Oh and because BGB's on here (Hi there!)
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Hi petal.
How are you and the sex God I call Pooflake?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:50, Reply)
Hi There
I'm fandabbidozi thanks (apart from the unemployedness) and Pooflake (sex god - lord above woman get your eyes tested!) is fine too. He's on a mahoosive diet at the mo and is wasting away as we speak.
How's your sexy self?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Meh! musn't grumble.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Cheer up!
Pick up a loose young man and bang his spine out - that'll lighten your mood!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Tried that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
If you're looking up
Look up Doll by Doll as well - Jackie's original band.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:52, Reply)
good recommendation
I like these guys
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I'm here
Because I haven't finished this pitcher yet and the open Mic night doesn't start for another hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:51, Reply)
i'm here because I can't go to archery
and I have to make my house neat for an inspection tomorrow. Can anyone explain why there are suddenly so many flies in my house? Imoved the rotting body days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Perhaps they're attracted to the Cavy droppings.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:01, Reply)
i flush the toilet every time I go

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Nooo?
Fuck. Gutted.

He can only have been 60.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:02, Reply)
61
You were a fan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Not in a 'own everything' way that I am with Warren Zevon or Steve Earle
but yeah, I have some of his stuff and always thought I should get more.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)
I have most of his stuff
And Steve Earle is a good comparison for the understanding and empathy.

He was what Billy Bragg should have been.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
I'm guessing you've got "Doghouse Roses."
One of the most touching books I've ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I'm supposed to be doing a job application

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)
what job for?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:15, Reply)
for job what

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
A few, admin jobs Edinburgh University

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:17, Reply)
ooh, good luck

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Ta kidda

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I hope you've told them you have a passing resemblance to Louise Brooks.
It can only help.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I put Mel Brookes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I'm on my way home.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:13, Reply)
You made me sing this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Y3PlmwnRM
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:16, Reply)
I can't youtube on a bus.
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Two of Us by my four uncles

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:21, Reply)
are 'four uncles'
A break away project by 'Our Kid'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:25, Reply)
I must have told you that I have Kevin from Our Kid's autograph and was bridesmaid at his sister's wedding

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Was Our Kid
the one that did that song about being in love when your eight an'alf?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)
No that was Claire and Friends
Our Kid was www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL-JLj7HFb4
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)
aw bless his little spacky face!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)
It's a zoo of spastics, it's worth a gawp every now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:22, Reply)
*flings poo*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I prefer the threads about forum users seeking to top themselves, that are then quickly deleted once the ridicule sets in

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Eh? Tell me more

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)
It's a long story.
Former user Hairpot threatened to off himself, Poppet intervened, ambulances were called, it made the papers.

He turned up at a bash a few days later.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Alright DG? Good to see you on Sat.
I was hoping a B3tan had killed themselves and I'd missed the dramaLols
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Hairpot may well be dead now
I think he posibly went somewhere else and took Maladismal with him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)
You too, old chap.
It was a thoroughly good night. I had much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I was disappointed not to be able to stay longer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)
I was disappointed not to be able to stay longer
and I left at midnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
No - I AM Disappointed.
You can just be a bit upset.

I've been disappointed for over 7 years.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Didn't he live near Halfy?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Halfy!
Another long forgotten name.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Yeah, I think so.
Hence the rapid ambulance response.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)
You won't find that here.
Just a general malaise.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:27, Reply)
*Holds up mirror*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I keep seeing one of your dr who mates around, is there a special hand signal I should give him? I've been using the wanker sign but it aint been doing much

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Do the Vulcan greeting.
They love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Take your assumed perfection
Slap it down in any city centre.

We're spastics, but we're fucking good spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Head dobber forum high 5's

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Now what does that mean Rory?
You know I'm not up with da internetz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Spastics with dobbers are the best kind

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Whatever you say, boss...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Not worth a new thread
But how much pocket money did you get as a child, and what jobs did you have to do to earn it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)
10p a week when I was about 9
I think when I was about 15-18 it was £20 a month. Didn't have to do anything for it. I suppose if I'd misbehaved I wouldn't have got it, but I never did
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Depends at what age.
Peak reached was £5-£10 a week in sixth form. Fiver if I was a model child, did well at school and didn't come home pissed, £10 if I ironed my dad's Friday night clothes as well.
I was allowed to get a bit tipsy...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Half a crown a week till I turned eighteen.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I didn't get pocket money really
but I got all my comics and sweets bought for me, so swings and roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Aw yeah my Nana got me my comics and Just Seventeen til I was 18

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Bunty and Mandy every week
Beano, Beezer, and a couple of others as and when.

And my Bunty, Mandy, beano & Oor Wullie annuals every xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Mandy, Judy, Bunty, Suzy, Beano, Just Seventeen.
Mandy & Judy merged, Suzy died a death, they're all gone now apart from the Beano.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)
I have every Bunty and Mandy annual - they were still making them up till last year
Whenever I come across a bundle at the boot sales, I buy them up, spend weeks reading them, then flog them on to other sad acts on eBay. There was one woman who used to buy from me, who had almost every single Bunty comic ever printed - from the mid 1950s! I want to be her friend...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
LAST YEAR?
Fuck I'd have been all over that shit if I'd known.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
The last few years
they just reprinted old stories, interspersed by shit 'photostories' and pictures of shit teeny bopper pop.

Not like the days of the Four Marys and valda.

/old lady blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)
See how she leaps like a gazelle!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)
£5/week from 5 years old, a quid more for every year 'till 10, then I got £15 for a whole saturday in the shop, which went up by about £5/day 'till GCSE.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Oh, and 25% house keeping to Ma' from when I started on the saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I had a paper round.
That should adequately answer both questions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Billy Corgan's got a wrestling league
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/nov/13/smashing-pumpkins-to-wrestling
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:23, Reply)

"Oftentimes it's one of the first forms of entertainment to address uncomfortable things in the culture,"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Haha, Hernandez holding him there, mental bastard.
Also, Necro Butcher is absolutely insane, should be quite entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:30, Reply)
I think I've just found the best put-down to someone who likes some music.
Someone posted a video to that "Do you really like it? We're loving loving loving loving it, we're loving it like this" song so I replied

Haha, what act is that? I normally don't like musical comedy, but that is proper funny.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:28, Reply)
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I moved it once.
I think it broke.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:38, Reply)
I lost my one down the back of the sofa, at least I know it's safely there, down the back of the sofa, should I ever need it again... just like the chinese menu that closed down last year.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:40, Reply)
You'd better find it again before you get your new sofa.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Gonna get a new one for the new sofa, that kind of honey magnet needs a honey monster.... or something like that. The words were typed before they were thought.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Honey Monster was a big fat paedo.
You don't want one of them on your new sofa. Plus, i bet he'd shed all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Just imagine how soft he'd be to rest the back of your knees on his shoulders though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)
ewwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I just image-google'd him, he actually looks like a mong, it's in his eyes.
www.google.co.uk/search?gcx=w&q=honey+monster&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1847&bih=1083&sei=6sfCToetJISZhQfHkPDXDQ
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)
He's probably still seen more action than I have : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)
fill your pants with sugar puffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)
why do sugar puffs make your wee smell of sugar puffs?
Will! we need a Sunday Science on this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)
This^
very much.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I have never smelt my wee after eating sugar puffs
asparagus yes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)
eat a shit load of sugar puffs
then go for a wee. Go on, we'll wait
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
What are we coming to?
When we're asked to question the Honey Monster's sexual proclivaties?

I think Saville was lurking in that costume.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:21, Reply)
He was in 'nam though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I love how imaginative the internet is, I just googled "Naked honey monster" and the top two results are....
Slutty Naked Honey Claire Dames Gets Her Pussy Attacked By A M ...
Slutty Naked Honey Bridgette B Gets Her Pussy Stabbed By A Mon ...

Presuming the last two words on both of them are something like "Monster cock", can you ever imagine saying that your pussy got stabbed? And then again as a possitive thing?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Your search history must be classic

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I reckon if me and you hook up with a can of condenced milk, we could totally google bomb the top spot ,)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
evening gonz

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Alright W'dawg, how's it going?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)
so so
Thinking about doing some more stuff for coll3ctive, or possibly just watching some walking dead. you?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I've been teaching myself Visual C#, from not knowing any c# at all.
It's a bit piss really, a lot easier than I thought, and I found Objective C# really hard so gave up on it. There isn't a rediculous difference between Visual C# and a conbination of jQuery, html and css.... in the way it works.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:53, Reply)

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:19, Reply)
It's just objects with properties and methords, any fucker can learn that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I'm here because I am no longer dead
though still ill enough for you all to worry about me. And send me alcomahol and chocolate.

Also, I approve very much of your sig - one of my favourite songs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Fuckin' LAZARUS!
You talkin' to me about the sig?

I've done a few Cohen sigs in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)
My Dad's a massive Cohen fan.
We sent him to the Glasgow (Edinburgh?) concert a couple of years ago. He said it was proper ace.

Suzanne is a brilliant song.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I did the creepy Cohen thing a few years ago
And stood outside his house in Montreal.

A mate of mine sat next to him on a flight from Geneva to New York and was too terrified to talk to him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I don't know whether I'd be able to talk to someone like that.
Part of me says they're just a person, say hello and be polite, just like you would to anyone else.
Part of me says uhyqweigrwjfgkisiyfawuerkgrfkewhflewhuqerigti3otgubf..... and belms.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)
'ello, 'ello, 'ello
what's going on 'ere then?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Nothing, honest cuntstable.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)
why I ortta!!!
*shakes fist*
*makes darth shit 'imself*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Honestly drinkstable, I've only had one ...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)
POBODYS NERFECT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:00, Reply)
*toasts the queer old dean*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:02, Reply)

t r

oooh you dirty bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:03, Reply)
this thread needs kickstarting with
something controversial or interesting.

I have an interesting fact you might like: At any one time there are more horses in transit on the M4 than there are wild horses in Kent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:22, Reply)
DAVID CAMERON WANKS OVER PICTURES OF HORSE MANURE!!!!!
that controvertial enough?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
i dont' think anyone would argue with that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
o.NO HE PREFERS ocelot shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

after oscillating their tits a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
How many wild horses are there in Kent?
To the closest decimal point.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)
1.857 per square farmer.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Have you adjusted your calculation to take school-leavers into account?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
i don't know any more details
maybe 67.2
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
One. His name is Barry, he's alone and scared.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I like this answer

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Barry the wild horse, eh?
Well you Southern posters - keep an eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)
SAVE THE KENTISH ONE!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
but 'e bombed 'orses to DEATH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)
FREE BARRY!
(don't get excited you Welsh, that's not what I meant)
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I took my parent's dogs for a walk after work.
Some woman was calling for her dog.........Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIM IN DISGUISE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
dun......dun......dun!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
He's a horse running free against the cuts
He doesn't want what might happen to students happen.

I think The Byrds did a song about him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)
at any one time the sun shines on the british empire
*drinks gin*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)
12:01pm?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)
11am
*for shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
It's half eight here....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)
you should be half a bottle of gin and pair of knickers full of sugar puffs down by now!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I'm just about to make myself a massive hot toddy
anyone want to join me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I can haz wine?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I haz zider : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)
If you're a woman or a quender, then yes of course you can.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Are men no longer aloud wine?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
not ones who want to shag birds, no.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
WOT!
men drink wine, and talk about wine and are manly about wine. bailey's is a girls drink for example
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
but you talk about babies
and cute little baby outfits. This rescinds your right to be a man.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
reproducing is the most manly thing a man can do
it's our raison d'etre
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I knew there was a reason I didn't use msn


EDIT: oh you ninja bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
the worst thing is I wrote msn twice...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Unlike Brailleys which is favoured by the blind.
And maybe the blind drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
makes me Ralf, straight up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I have wine
Douro, which is rather pleasant. Just the one though, don't want to end up drunk again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
NO! I'll not hear of this!
Wine is full of AWESOME. Sure, it tastes like shit tizer that's gone flat BUT it gets you well star spangled with none of that gassy malarky or pissing all the time like lager.

Be proud, stand up and say I FUCKING LOVE WIIIIIIIIINE!!!1111!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
*shakes hand*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
you should probably find better wine
or tell me who your tizer supplier is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Buckie is not wine
Slip below the border - you'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Only done bucky a few times in me youth.
It does get you well steaming though. Tastes like off port though.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
If you're going for fucking oblivion
Buckie gets you there.

Done it a couple of times and it takes you out quicker than any chemical.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Evening
I am watching the England game for lack of anything better to do.

Had a pork steak and some mustard mash for dinner, bloody lovely. Bit pink in the middle,though, which is slightly worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)
but so are you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
As long as I'm not shitting my insides out tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
pink only gives you worms, you'll be fine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I too am watching the England game.
I didn't have pork steak.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Fancy that
There does appear to be some sort of ball-based sporting affair on my telly too.

I shall watch with impartiality.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I'd prefer to watch the Ireland game since there's something to gain from that
might go hunting the internet for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Hmm, Ireland 5-0 up on aggregate
maybe not so much point after all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
i'm not
and I just have a strepsil
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I should really get round to my strepsils.
My throat feels like random pikeys have tarmacced it while I wasn't looking.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Are you pretending to be poorly now you qualify for sick pay?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I qualified for it anyway
today, despite being poorly I did some work...how's that for dedication?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
It hardly makes you Roy Castle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
*trumpets*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
If you're going to sit there trumping
Then don't expect any of us to talk to you. FARTY PANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
*toot toot*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
whats wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
i have a cold

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
So do I
But nobody cares, Cavy. NOBODY CARES!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
i know
I think one of my guinea pigs looked concerned, but I think he was just concerned that he'd not been fed moar food yet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Just wait till the boys get colds
then see how much they care.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:57, Reply)
no what's really wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
that's really what's wrong with me
apart from all the faults I will not list here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
LARPing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:53, Reply)
that is not a fault
that is a feature
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)
For shame
they're very good with a bit of black pepper and some Worcestershire rubbed in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I'm not watching the Engerlund game.
I'm not a bitter Scot, I'll only snort derisively if you lose.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)
^this
with knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
I'm not watching football as it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
^this
with bigger knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
big knobs ftw

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
*dreams*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:49, Reply)
big nobs and womb sticks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
womb slicks, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:50, Reply)
speak for yourself...



Why do women have legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:51, Reply)

have you seen the mess slugs make...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I just had my din dins.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Lean over me and I'll burp you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)
kinky

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Who did you nosh this evening PD.
June or Fiona?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Fiona Terry
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Fiona just gave me a nosh.
She's wiping her chin as I type.

On a different note, I have downloaded Snowtown and will be watching it imminently.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:47, Reply)
your kid will never forgive you for calling him that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Ooh, second half starting
Scott Carson on for England - former Baggie.
Jonas Olsson on for Sweden - current Baggie.

Guess I should keep watching then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:00, Reply)
/what's a baggie? aside from what MDs come in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)
A West Bromwich Albion player
or fan, come to that.

Much as fans of Sheffield United are known as "Blades" and Chelsea fans are "Cunts".
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Bristol City supporters tend to call themselves 'shitheads'
True.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I'm recording "Bronson" later
anyone seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:04, Reply)
KENDAAAAAAAAAAL!
*You Boy lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Grange Hill lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)
*Nicks b3th lunch money*
Gripper lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
*tells Mrs McCluskey*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)
You're DEAD
RO-LAND
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I liked it so much I bought the company...
Is that the one?

Right - taking the dogs for a shite then going to bed.

xx
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:16, Reply)
The one about charles bronson? I really enjoyed it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 21:18, Reply)

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