She'll make it your fault anyway. It's nothing to do with "smart cards" .. it's "being female"
Bonus points, if you actually turn out to be correct, for her using "just because you're cleverer than me you don't have to always try and belittle me"

A shiny fiver to any (male) that knows the correct way out of that sugar-coated minefield.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:18, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Punch her in the gut and say "Listen smart arse, there's more where that came from"
then crack open a beer.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Will never happen to me, luckily
She's a lot smarter than I am. And she knows not to engage me about football, movies or incredibly trivial knowledge.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)

the mere fact that she uses "just because you're cleverer than me" and it works
shows that she is, in fact, cleverer than you.

NEXT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

It didn't work.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Although, she probably was.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

it did work because you preened yourself and the argument was over

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

haha. I should have done, but I didn't.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)