my boss is making me go home because i am sick
i fucking hate being sick. it's boring. and everything hurts.

are you a brave little soldier, or are you under the duvet at the first opportunity?

alt: silliest argument you ever had? bonus points for really childish lines.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 9:58, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hello beautiful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

being sick
is still less painful and boring than you :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

o your fucken horrible, trying to be nice to you an all dunno why i bother

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Neither do I
I think you should fuck off to teach us a lesson.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

i keep goin no matter how ill i get
silliest argument is the one still ongoing with lady quentin, i said she looked like she got off the sunshine bus 3 weeks ago when she was trying to talk dirty to me in her pajamas with her glasses on, things still ain't right
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

She looked like she got off the sunshine bus 3 weeks ago?
You fucking weirdo, Gary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

thats what my boss says!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I am a typical man when it comes to ailments.
alt: I had an argument with someone where I said Gary was an OCD flid and they disagreed. What a silly argument that was - of course he is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

i think you love me to

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'd love you to fuck off, if that's what you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

hey man your the one always talkin bout me, i think we could get our queer as folk on

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I wish you would queer as folk off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

yet you continue to engage me, pretty sure you want me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I want you*


*to fuck off
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

i want you to hold me, squeeze me, say you need me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

squeeze me, say you need me thrill me, kiss me, kill me

Monty loves a bit of U2
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

he loves us both? likes to get aroubnd does he the big tart

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I can see this going on forever
Quentin, whether it be through a need for interaction of any kind, or a genuine belief that he's gradually winning Monty over, is just going to keep replying to whatever is posted. And Monty likes telling cunts to fuck off. Get comfortable and put the kettle on, b3ta.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

gonna be here all week!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

i am just waiting for him to get fed up and fuck off
nobody can keep this dullness up forever, fortunately.

even though i haven't seen you since july, i still think i have your cold *glares*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)

gonna be her 4EVER

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Stick to it lad, you're doing a good job.
Other than die-hards like Monty and swipe, people are slowly warming to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

yeah you and me we can light up the dark if you stay with me girl we can rule the world

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'm often unwell, but I try to avoid taking days off, as 90% of the time I'm off ill, something goes wrong with whoever is covering my work.
But if I'm genuinely sick (as I was on Monday), I'll take the day off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Trainee give you the plague?
I tend to soldier on but complain about it. I'd kill for another few hours in bed this morning though.

I had a fairly ridiculous argument the other day about farting in bed.

How's your dad by the way?
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Got told off for lighting them again?
Oh Berk, will you never learn?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's the only decent thing to do.
How are you, anyway?
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I'm not too bad, thank you.
Rather tired but OK. You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Similar, really.
I want to be in bed, not at work, but I do have a rather nice croissant so on balance I suppose it's ok.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

he's much better thank you!!
hope you are ok x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I stay off sick with anything vaguely contagious and wish that everybody would do the same.
It would be far better if one person with a cold had three days off sick than one day off but infected everyone else on the other other two.

Alt: I once split up with a girl after an argument about how I peeled an onion.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

^ early contender right here.

(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I literally cannot afford to be off sick again until 2012.
I only get paid for 3 days' sickness a year and I've had them. Things are so tight for me that if I'd docked even a single day's pay I am in serious trouble with money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

But on the bright side - you might not live that long

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

There is that glimmer of hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I like to pretend like it's not really bothering me for a while
Then play the martyr for a bit.

Alt: The constant arguing that goes on inside my head.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I'm under the duvet.
When I was 6 years old, I played violin. But because I was stubborn and wouldn't practise, mum stopped playing for lessons. Enraged by this, I loudly shouted "I hope you know you're RUINING MY CAREER." And stamped my foot.
I think that's a silly argument right there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I babysit for a mate of mine
her 3 year old once responded to an being told she couldn't have a Barbie dvd by shouting 'you're ruining my LIFE!' and her mother and me. We absolutely wet ourselves, which just made the kid more angry.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I seem to recall my mother laughed too.
Which, yup, absolutely made me angrier!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)

The nature of my job means that if I'm absent for a day I have two days' work to do when I return
I've been sent home more than once by my boss because I insisted on coming into work despite clearly not being physically well enough to be there.

Alt: My girlfriend and my ex are/were both significantly more intelligent than me so I try to avoid arguments. The problem with taking a woman to task over something she's said when she knows she holds the smart cards is that she'll make it your fault somehow.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

If you argue with a woman over anything at all, she will make it your fault.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Agreed
I haven't got Ms Foxtrot to admit to being wrong about anything to do with dancing for over two years. She knows a lot more about it than me, but even when I'm sure I've got a point she can argue me into believing I was wrong.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Right and wrong rarely enter into it
I've lost count of the times my Mrs Dupinblue has done something wrong that I have got annoyed about and then it ends up being me who has to apologise.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)

If it helps you at all
this happens to me, too.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

You seem to have some sort of gender role reversal going on with your relationship, I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

She'll make it your fault anyway. It's nothing to do with "smart cards" .. it's "being female"
Bonus points, if you actually turn out to be correct, for her using "just because you're cleverer than me you don't have to always try and belittle me"

A shiny fiver to any (male) that knows the correct way out of that sugar-coated minefield.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Punch her in the gut and say "Listen smart arse, there's more where that came from"
then crack open a beer.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Will never happen to me, luckily
She's a lot smarter than I am. And she knows not to engage me about football, movies or incredibly trivial knowledge.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)

the mere fact that she uses "just because you're cleverer than me" and it works
shows that she is, in fact, cleverer than you.

NEXT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

It didn't work.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Although, she probably was.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

it did work because you preened yourself and the argument was over

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

haha. I should have done, but I didn't.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I don't do ill if I can possibly avoid it.
but I usually find nice hot cup of man the fuck up does the trick.

alt: Hmmm.. good question. An ex of mine wouldn't speak to me for a few days because I'd refused to answer a question she asked without completely failing to make any sense. This would have been fine, except I was asleep at the time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

On saturday the wife woke up in a massive grump with me
because I was reading a book and hadn't apologised to her. When I inquired what I should have been apologising for she explained that I had been totally unreasonable in a dream she had just had.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I was just going to post something along those lines...
I think all men at some point have been in the doghouse for a crime they committed in their partner's dream.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Yup, add me to the list.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

And for crimes commited in their own dreams.
Apparently turning to your other half in your sleep and saying 'I promise, you don't look anything like Homer Simpson' is not the done thing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'm confused
So she does look like Homer Simpson then?
Or she would like to?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Neither.
She looked like Rick Witter.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

ouch.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

No wonder you turned to drink

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I don't think I've ever done that
Having said that, I have in the past been unable to look people in the eye after having naughty dreams about them, which is the flip side of that particular coin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)

this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Good job you can't see my eyes from the other side of the country then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Ahaha, this too.

(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Um, yes.
Too often. I still blush with one colleague in particular.

Well, she was shockingly filthy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

slightly in her defence
I can kind of hold conversations in my sleep, which is probably what confused her. The rather obvious flaw is, I'm not going to make any sense, and I certainly won't answer a question you ask.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I try not to get sick because I hate being ill at work.
When you work for family, taking sickies is bad juju.

Alt: I don't argue. I sulk.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I tend to soldier on until I am clearly sick
At least in part to make it clear to the boss I am not skiving. Then I take as much time as it takes to get better, unless there's some deadline at work that my presence would actually make a difference to.

Alt: Nothing come to mind, which is odd as my life would seem to be nothing but, but none stand out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I'm a total man when it comes to being ill.
I moan and whinge and demand cups of tea to be made. When I was gainfully employed, I got told to stay home when I was even the tiniest bit ill, rather than infect the rest of the workforce. This is advice I've taken thoroughly to heart.

Alt: I once fell out with my best friend at school because she told everyone my embarrassing middle name, even though I'd asked her not to. We didn't talk for two whole years. That's stubborn idiocy, right there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

See now I want to know your embarrassing middle name.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's actually not that embarrassing, unless you're fifteen.
One of my middle names is winifred, after my grandmother.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

It's interesting how this stereo type continues.
There is a case for saying women get sick more often (I think I've seen stats for this but can't remember where) but less seriously and men less often but worse, and thus we get a rep for being cry babies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Ahh, remembered the logic to this.
It was based on the idea, that women go to the doc/take time off at the first sniffle, and thus get better far quicker, where as men soldier on until they are pretty much dead before admitting it and then, begrudgingly, take time off.


Women assume that men are only as sick as they would be if they took time off and thus judge men to be making a meal of it, when actually they are sicker, al be it through their own stubborn stupidity.

Not sure how true this is, but it's an interesting perspective.

Kinda like how women are the 'safest drivers' because (allegedly) they have lots of little bumps and scraps which mean very little insurance-wise but are rather less likely to have big massive accidents like men do(again allegedly).
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I have an unrelated anecdote from last night for you.
I was in the pub in Aldgate and a random pub mental sat on the next table and tried to join in the conversation. He was a potato faced and plainly very simple fellow and I’m ashamed to admit I mocked him openly.

As we went to leave I turned round and asked him ‘do you want to come round my house…for a bath?’ in an attempt to be amusing.

He replied without hesitation ‘yes’. We had to run away and he followed us.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

You proper meanie.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I did actually feel terrible afterwards.
He appeared to be completely harmless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

LOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

But did you get your bath in the end?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

rubber ducks are GO!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

You pulled there.
Well done.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

That sounds like the start to a backwoods slasher movie
His 'kin' will be round later, I'd start prepping the bear traps if I were you.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

He looked almost identical to Eddie Munster.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I was properly ill.
Last week I had to leg it out of a lecture twice because I had the runs, but I don't suppose that counts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)

the runs stolen some peoples coats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:25, Reply)

stolen some peoples coats seen someone outside with a gigantic vagina
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I'm not allowed outside by myself

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)

HAI TGB!!!!!
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

FINE THANKS!
How's you? I miss you Al
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

AWWWWW.
I miss you too TGB. Am I seeing you soon for hot meat?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

our cons on home leave right now, prison sounds great you get to live in a holiday camp and go home for a week of every month think i might get myself done for sumthin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Stealing peoples coats would be pointless.
Because they'd all be rubbish compared to mine.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Hahaha

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I realise that this website is full of people looking to be offensive
but you would think that on a professional forum people would think twice about what they sent out in e-mails to hundreds of strangers.

I just tried to post a technical question on an e-mail list and for some reason the text of my message didn't get sent. I realised this after getting 2 responses.

One just said "???????" and the other said "What is your problem?"

Now, I think the second reply actually meant "What is the problem you are having as your message header simply implied that you were experiencing some kind of problem", but why don't people think about what they write as simply getting a message from a stranger saying "what is your problem" comes across as a little bit offensive.

Why are people such fucking twats when it comes to communication?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)

people men
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

tru dat last night lady quentin was all talking at me and telling me off for being a prick and i was just quiet and cried a little bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Ditch the bitch.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

nah she's lovely really and i was been a prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

How unlike you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

i know yeah, but stop cos i'm gonna cry again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Because we are too busy thinking about breasts.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I've discovered that sitting on the sofa at night with my hand down my cleavage is quite relaxing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

hand arm, up to the shoulder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Yeah! if I could dislocate my shoulder.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Mmm, sexy sexy dislocation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

One of the group leaders I used to work with
was Greek, and I eventually had to have a quiet word with her and point out that constantly signing her emails "Thanks a bunch" was probably going to be construed as somewhat sarcastic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

This has fuck all to do with either question, sorry sicknote
but I've just noticed that I've got THREE posts on the popular page. I feel like I've won the World Cup then lifted the trophy to discover it's actually gold leaf-wrapped chocolate. Life is literally never going to be this good again.

*kills self*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

And two of them are about you being camp.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

No they're not
There's one implying I'm gay and one from TGB calling me a bender. Is that what you meant?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, Reply)

"*wishes the camp person opposite would stop doing chinaman impressions*"
Is about you - and the word used is "camp"

"HE'S GAY! HE'S PINK! HE WON THE WEAKEST LINK!"
Is also about you - the pinkness could be construed as camp.

So in response to your first line, yes there are actually.

You may now apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I see your point but you've misconstrued my original statement
I'm pleased because three of MY posts are on the popular page. Saying "and two of them are about you being camp" suggests that you believed two of my three were about that. For accuracy, your post should have read "Yeah, but there are also two about you being camp".

Not that this is worth pointing out, there are always at least two posts on the popular page about me being a gayer. It's the b3ta constant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

You may still apologise

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm sorry, Al
I'm sorry that every time I eat a boiled egg, I crack my spoon harder than absolutely necessary on the top, believing it to be your big fat egg-like head.

I'm sorry that your refusal to back down makes you very obviously a woman by the logic you used earlier.

I'm sorry about Metallica's output post-1991. I think we all are.

I'm sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It's okay Darth
I can't promise to forget this, but I will forgive you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Apart from the Metallica thing
That cocaine-addled nonsense is unforgivable.
Add your own joke about them flogging their song The Unforgiven to death.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

It wasn't that good the first time around
I used to find the Black Album disappointing until I heard Load. Ditto Load and Reload... and as for St Anger... "oh how the mighty"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:56, Reply)

But on the plus side Death Magnetic was really good.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Definitely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Did either of you get the Lou-tallica album?
I've not heard it, but several people have said it is terrible.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Oh Christ, I'm doing everything I can to avoid that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Lou Reed is a complete tosser.
I'm sure he fitted right in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

What the fuck?
EDIT: oh yeah I read about this the other day. I have no interest in that whatsoever. I suspect it may be fucking shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lulu_%28Lou_Reed_and_Metallica_album%29
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Eh... was it though? Really?
Was it really good when compared to everything else they'd done since 1991? Yes. Was it really good compared to ...And Justice For All? Absolutely not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

But, ...And Justice isn't even in the same league as Master Of Puppets.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Exactly my point
Also, it's not fair to compare any metal album, ever made, by anyone, ever, to Master of Puppets.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I saw it played in it's entirety at Download 2006
What a fucking night that was.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking envious of that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:10, Reply)

:D

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:13, Reply)

^ This ^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Here lies Darth Foxtrot
Killed himslef before sucumbing to bum rot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I was thinking about getting my bum reinforced with some aluminium siding actually
Mostly so I can say "Bite my shiny metal ass" and mean it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

both you and al
have totally ignored my lovely questions and gone off on a frolic of your own.

i am now picturing you both frolicking together.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I did answer your question first ACKSHULLY
If you paid more attention to me then perhaps Al wouldn't have caught my eye with his frolicsome nature
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

i've had enough now, i'm off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

*prepares party hats and streamers*
Too many false dawns, not counting my chickens, but this is a good sign
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:45, Reply)

it was that guy said that thing about my girlfriend that dunnit, actually got to me it did
i guess we can all only take so much
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Gary, your sig's calling my better half a paedo
Nothing is sacred on b3ta, especially not if you advertise the issues for which you have no respect with every witless post
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

too late man, i'm literally crying inside
for serious this time
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I think I speak for everyone when I say
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

this is actually really upsetting, i don't think you realise that real poeples lives and emotions are involved here and that we're all human beings at the end of the day
you went too far
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

your literally the worst person in history

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It must be horrendous to think that tens of people
whom you have never met, and have only communicated with via an online forum, wish that you'd never made them aware of your existence
(TheColonel, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Do clicks count more than once?
If they do, you are quids in, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

this one post, this single comment from a man i have never met has cheered me up no end

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I take back my prior comment
If you've encouraged him to stick around I will have to release the hounds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

its alright, it was a momantary lapse, the old bad feelings are flooding back in again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

old bad feelings gallons of other mens' spunk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I generally dont get ill
Exceptions to this are my spine (which appears to have righted itself). I think in 14 years of being here I've had 10 days off, 5 of which were forced on me contracting swine flu and work not letting me come in and kill everyone.

Alt:
I once came in from work to an exe's house and she launched a vodka and coke at me, apparently for sleeping with someone that day (quite difficult to do whilst in work). 8 stitches in my elbow and a quick grabbing of all that was mine from her flat I went home.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:46, Reply)

This is symptomatic of the West being soft, weak and uncompetitive; welcome your new Chinese overlords

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Yay! all the prawn crackers I can eat.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Have you ever seen uncooked prawn crackers?
They're rather odd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

They're like little plastic discs, I believe
watching them cook is fascinating, in a strange sort of way.
(berk, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I feel a bit crappy this morning but any sicktime I take at the moment would be unpaid
I can't afford for them to send me home and I can't see them sitting down and writing out a cheque to get me out the door so here I'll remain.

alt: It'll be something stupid with the wife where I'll say something that upsets her but not notice myself doing it. She'll go in a huff and stop talking to me. I'll know I've done something wrong and get even more pissed off because she wont tell me what it was. I'll end up being so pissed off that I can't stop myself saying something like "grow the fuck up and tell me what I said you retard", without even noticing the irony. It'll have gone on for so long at this point that she can't remember what I said but now I've just swore and called her a retard so the silence may as well continue.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Haha!
This sounds VERY familiar. Are you married to my wife?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Dunno
does your wife have to work away every other week at a different branch of the company too?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

bitches be trippin'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

My 14 year old son is started to get quite a lot of attention from girls in his year
He's always getting texts, emails, Facebook messages etc. He's quite a quiet lad though and I think it's all came as a bit of a surprise to him. Not to me obviously, because he's handsome, witty and intelligent - just like his dad.

I sat him down last week and explained to him that all women are basically mental, and life is just about finding one that's not quite as mental as the others. He laughed, but I think he's taken it on board.

However, his mother is as mad as a box of frogs and my current GF isn't that far behind her, so what the fuck do I know?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)