I have an unrelated anecdote from last night for you.
I was in the pub in Aldgate and a random pub mental sat on the next table and tried to join in the conversation. He was a potato faced and plainly very simple fellow and I’m ashamed to admit I mocked him openly.

As we went to leave I turned round and asked him ‘do you want to come round my house…for a bath?’ in an attempt to be amusing.

He replied without hesitation ‘yes’. We had to run away and he followed us.

:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:23, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You proper meanie.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I did actually feel terrible afterwards.
He appeared to be completely harmless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

LOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

But did you get your bath in the end?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, Reply)

rubber ducks are GO!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:51, Reply)

You pulled there.
Well done.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)

That sounds like the start to a backwoods slasher movie
His 'kin' will be round later, I'd start prepping the bear traps if I were you.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:32, Reply)

He looked almost identical to Eddie Munster.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)