I feel a bit crappy this morning but any sicktime I take at the moment would be unpaid
I can't afford for them to send me home and I can't see them sitting down and writing out a cheque to get me out the door so here I'll remain.

alt: It'll be something stupid with the wife where I'll say something that upsets her but not notice myself doing it. She'll go in a huff and stop talking to me. I'll know I've done something wrong and get even more pissed off because she wont tell me what it was. I'll end up being so pissed off that I can't stop myself saying something like "grow the fuck up and tell me what I said you retard", without even noticing the irony. It'll have gone on for so long at this point that she can't remember what I said but now I've just swore and called her a retard so the silence may as well continue.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Haha!
This sounds VERY familiar. Are you married to my wife?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Dunno
does your wife have to work away every other week at a different branch of the company too?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

bitches be trippin'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:00, Reply)

My 14 year old son is started to get quite a lot of attention from girls in his year
He's always getting texts, emails, Facebook messages etc. He's quite a quiet lad though and I think it's all came as a bit of a surprise to him. Not to me obviously, because he's handsome, witty and intelligent - just like his dad.

I sat him down last week and explained to him that all women are basically mental, and life is just about finding one that's not quite as mental as the others. He laughed, but I think he's taken it on board.

However, his mother is as mad as a box of frogs and my current GF isn't that far behind her, so what the fuck do I know?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:22, Reply)