my nose was running so much
that i did consider jamming one of those up each nostril in all fairness. then i took otrivine instead.

but i don't drink tea. you should know that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No but the men in the office probably do. What, you going to let them have a metting without a cuppa?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

this would be irritating
if i weren't actually the only girl at the meeting.

turns out the upper echelons of banks, accountancy firms and major clients actually ARE all men. who knew, eh?

i have to go strap my tits down now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You must be one ugly chick if that's all you need to do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

well, yeah
i've already grown my mo' for movember
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

strap rub down
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)

"tea" = northern inbred for "supper".

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)