Good: Had a very successful job trial today.
Good: Seven days til the Melbourne Lindy Exchange
Bad : Nothing
Bad : Nothing.

Sorry Monty old bean, I just don't have anything bad today!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh come now.
Surely there's something? Not bothered about the starving children in the world? On a children-related note, some nonce who bummed little boys has just been sentenced over here. His name? 'Michael Jackson'. I was chuckling about this on the tube when I realised the woman next to me could see my newspaper and must have thought I was a dreadful rotter to have been quietly lolling about the abduction and subsequent bumming of a ten-year-old. I did manage to conceal my erection, though, so it could have been worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:24, Reply)

You ARE a dreadful person, we all know this.
And truly, nup. Nothing. Nothing has gone wrong today. Sure I'm a little tired, and it's a little warm for comfort, but nothing has upset me or pissed me off. And I'm so excited about next week that I'm just about bouncing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:27, Reply)

What about this 'job trial' then?
Do tell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Nothing glamourous,
just cleaning hotel rooms and making the place look nice. On Saturday I have a different trial as a kitchen hand. This one I am apprehensive of - I foresee blood and bits of carrot everywhere!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Sounds like my normal Saturday night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I didn't used to have a peeler, meaning that if I did carrots, it could be a bit dangerous.
Never injured myself, but saw sense after the first couple of times, and bought a peeler.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I did that once.
I fucking hated it. I also left a bit of finger nail in the cheese I was grating for the staff Christmas party, but I warned the people that I liked that I had done it. Which meant I warned nobody.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I'll exchange you your Chamberlain for our Layton

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Very good.
*exchanges*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:30, Reply)

*is sat around at home*
*makes new friends on the telephone*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:31, Reply)

*dances unconvincingly with dumb bell*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Waits for The Hitman and Her to resume

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:36, Reply)

*falls asleep and wakes up suddenly to find that cunt James Whale is now on*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Lindy Chamberlain??

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Dingo Baby Case

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:33, Reply)

yeah her.
I have no idea who Layton is though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

She's the girl from the Heinz ad where she sucks up the spaghetti then says "Oh, hi Richard!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I can honestly say I've never seen that particular ad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)