Good: I still have 5 free days holiday to take before Christmas.
Good: Weekend almost here.
Bad: My partner's sister has admitted to be an alkey, which means no excessive drinking for me over the Christmas period. Just in case I become one too.
Bad: Nothing else really.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

could be worse mate
She might have come out as a veggie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

If anyone in my family turned veggie and insisted we did the same at Christmas, I think I'd kill them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

...and then eat them, purely for ironylolz purposes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

That would be worse, true.
We ran out of lettuce on Sunday, and sprouts were substituted. This was not a very good idea. I couldn't face all of Christmas in a sprout laden fog.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I am struggling to think of any dish
where I'd consider lettuce and sprouts as interchangable.

What were you eating?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Sprouts, are you blind?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

OK, Mr Pedant.
What dish was being eaten where sprouts were considered as a viable substitute for lettuce?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Haha, couldn't resist it.
Could you have them instead of lettuce with pine nuts and pesto for some sort of shitty starter?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

We had pizza with a green salad.
She found out she had forgotten the lettuce and replaced this with warm sprouts.

Not recomended
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah, I don't think it would have occured to me to even try that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Spouts are for Christmas, not for life
Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I like sprouts, but not as a suprise.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Spouts are certainly for something other than eating.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Are you saying that you like to put sprouts up your bottom?
Yes, I think you are saying that, aren't you?
Is there no level of depravity to which you will not stoop?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I refer you to previous answers
about periods of time for which I am unable to account.

I am in the unenviable position of not being able to deny with 100% confidence any accusations that come my way.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:12, Reply)