I'm not back from work yet.
Tell me about how much you spend on your rent. Or how much you paid for your car. Failing that, have you set a Christmas budget? Yes. I have just checked my balance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:47, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If I can ever find my fucking driving license
I will be paying less on my mortgage than I do for rent. and both these numbers are probably smaller than what anyone would be paying anywhere else in the country. For good reason.

And why the fuck is my signature not in my passport?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

/preoccupied
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Don't pay rent. Didn't buy my car.
Christmas budget around £300.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

im dirty rotten cahhncil i pay bare fucking minimum
and love it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:56, Reply)

You can't knock council.
Or housing associations.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)

cheap as chips mate

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I know and they re-paint your windows and doors every few years.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

every time something fucks up i sit here waiting in my heels and negligee for the council contractor to turn up
every time he's over 50 and rank. fuck my life
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Uh, Jeff?
Sorry to stomp, but I actually started typing some time ago.

And touch me like that again and you'll draw back a stump.

And it's Valentino Couture, not Emporio.

J&B rocks. And I can't stress blond enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:58, Reply)