any of you quenders still about?
I have about a quarter of a bottle of champagne to get through before bed. Anyone up for pootube disco?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:04, 42 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Only me.
But I'm off to bed, enjoy the dozer disco.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:06, Reply)

wait i wanted to hear your views on bukowski

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:06, Reply)

He'd never organise a wanking competition in Poland.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:08, Reply)

he'd never organise anything, dude was chronic alcoholic, could barely wipe his arse properly by all accounts

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Never read any Bukowski, can't comment.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:08, Reply)

god damn its about the only thing i've ever read,
cos i don't have any qualifications see
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:09, Reply)

P to the D
Did my gaz give you food for thought?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I had two interviews today, Jeffles, I think I'll be asked back for a second interview for the first role, and I received a verbal offer for the second.
So I am celebrating with champagne and Jeff Buckley. My usual celebration for such things is coffee and Joy Division, but it is too late at night for those.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Well, as long as there is a Jeff in the celebrations.
*Sobs*

We've been through so much together

*/ends sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I know bbz.
It's why I put on Jeff Buckley, it made me think of you and your sweet pretty mouth. Here, if we both click the link at 23:19 we can listen to it together and gently weep as we jerk ourselves off in a tear stained reverie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIQquWxyK4
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:17, Reply)

I've already got a Rubics Duvet
Any other angles will cause it to crack.

I'll have to pass.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:22, Reply)

okay what about julian barnes, did he deserve the bookerwooker prize?
i aint finished the book he won it off tho but i reckon he might, not read the other entrants though man i am behind
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I love Burroughs and Miller though.
Are those okay with you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:11, Reply)

oh man right so right ok so right john clellon holmes right,
do you reckon he was a bit of a dick?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I haven't read his stuff.
I don't really read Beat stuff. And I see Burroughs as firmly modernist in his output, veering solidly into early postmodernism.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:16, Reply)

i just wanted to know if you though holmes or bukowski were dicks.
i dunno what else to ask now. i guess i could ask if you reckon anyone else is a dick but i don't think i'll get an answer :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I don't care if writers are dicks, it's the writing which is the text, not the writer.
The death of the author and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:24, Reply)

yeh but i wasnt asking about the text

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:26, Reply)

True, you asked about the writer.
I haven't studied the personal histories of these writers (well, except for Burroughs) but I don't really see any value in describing dead writers as 'dicks'. I'm only bothered about the quality of their output.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:30, Reply)

whoah steady on no need to have a go i just wanted to know if you thought they were dicks

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:31, Reply)

i reckon bukowski was way a dick

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I reckon Legless is a prize dickhead.
Did you really pass on Albert Marshmallow's details to the coppers? He's a dick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:34, Reply)

wait what?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Was that you? Or someone else?
When Albert Marshmallow posted his story about noncing.

*googles*

Yeah, this www.b3ta.com/questions/anon/post614634
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:42, Reply)

haha do i look like a policeman lol

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I hate coppers.
And yes, you do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:50, Reply)

not sure they allow this much hair

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:51, Reply)

standards dropped hugely when they dropped the height requirement.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:52, Reply)

i dont think the height requirement affects me tho

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 0:01, Reply)

might apply for the job

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Good man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 0:08, Reply)

I don't know if they were dicks.
Burroughs was a pederast, a junky and killed his own wife. But he seemed quite cool, and he wrote some astounding books.

Was he a dick?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:33, Reply)

i reckon he wasnt as much a dick as bukowski but still a bit of a dick

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Oi! DOze!
There's this awful gurl on E4 right now. Given you love for ms. Sarpong she's right up your street.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I just switched off Emily Maitlis, even though she is totally milf.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:13, Reply)

seriously, have a look
really interested to see if I judged you right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:14, Reply)

who is she?
I will google.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I don't know.
presenter of something called the dirty digest, it's dire.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:17, Reply)

http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/the_dirty_digest/

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Fucking hell.
She's a right mucky bitch. That's my wank bank sorted for the next four days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:21, Reply)

*prouds*
Proper night this time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:25, Reply)